I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that seafood is so delicious because it's been marinated in salt its whole life.
 
i cannot confirm nor deny that i set off the smoke alarm when i burnt my toast this morning

I cannot confirm or deny I laughed out loud.

Hope you had another toast, the toaster is still functioning, and you don't have a sprinkler controlled by fire alarm.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my heart is currently on an island off the western coast of Ireland.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that "We will we will rock you"... Isn't an inspirational song in countries that have sharia law.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my brownies were a hit at the party last night :)

L:rose:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my brownies were a hit at the party last night :)

L:rose:

Undoubtedly with one special ingredient! :D

I cannot confirm or deny that if the people’s belly buttons were bigger, people would probably fuck it.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that frustration is having to clean someone else’s pee off of a toilet seat, so the next person doesn’t think you did it.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that frustration is having to clean someone else’s pee off of a toilet seat, so the next person doesn’t think you did it.

I cannot confirm or deny that is one of the best things about living alone. The toilet seat is always in the position you left it in.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that is one of the best things about living alone. The toilet seat is always in the position you left it in.

I cannot confirm or deny that equality is knowing that the toilet seat doesn't have to be down or up. Love is leaving it how your partner likes it because you know it matters more to them.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my belly button is puckering and unpuckering with the anticipation of hockey starting in 10 days.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I tend to often speak in movie and television quotes, sometimes music.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that is one of the best things about living alone. The toilet seat is always in the position you left it in.

Because no sex needs to lift the toilet seat for whatever business apart from brushing and cleaning the toilet under the seat, and put it down again after cleaning is finished, I cannot see the problem should arise anyway, living alone or not.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it is better to go against the evil that you know, rather than the one you don't.
 
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