I cannot confirm or deny that...

ICCODT By driving around with somebody in the trunk, violating a restraining order is the least of my concerns.:D
 
I cannot confirm or deny that little mice are getting the blame for some missing Halloween candy.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm big leaguing the neighbourhood by giving out full size chocolate bars this Halloween:)
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you drew a dick on a vampire's face while they were sleeping, they'd never know unless someone told them.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that every time your dad jerked off was actually helping the sperm cell that became you be produced at the exact time necessary for you to exist. One tug less or more might have eliminated you.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that sceintists have found over 12,000 species of ants, so they probably would've found bigfoot if he was real.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a whip and a chair would come in handy right now.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that someone has called my downstairs lady parts a begging strip on more than one occasion :rolleyes:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that women naturally shed unused eggs all the time and men dispose of sperm in countless ways, but if you combine the two and dispose of that, everyone loses their shit.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you call me, eleven times, from a private number, I'll respect your privacy and won't pick up.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that college professors are just regular students who graduated with a degree but never really left
 
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