I cannot confirm or deny that...

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny my presence here.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that somewhere on the internet there are thousands of pairs of chat/spam bots having endless conversations between themselves that nobody will ever know about.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that hand driers are a really good way to waste 5 minutes before you wipe your hands on your pants

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that my beard portfolio needs an update.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that wet dreams could really just be the consequence of being sexually violated by ghosts.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you legally had to complete at least 10 yoga classes before being permitted to wear yoga pants, the style would completely vanish overnight.

 

[Gamine67]

I cannot confirm or deny I am currently the last poster in nine threads.

(Possibly a record for being the only one online in Threads no one reads)

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Clark Kent probably accidentally melted a few of his glasses while trying to use heat vision because he forgot he was wearing his glasses.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I cannot confirm or deny that both Clinton and Monica didn't inhale.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that lucid dreaming is like breaking the 4th wall in a dream.

 

[Series 6]

I cannot confirm or deny that I will enjoy watching the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Dallas Cowboys tonight.

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny I put up with my dogs farts just so she'll lay on my feet and keep them warm.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that for a song about the piano man, the harmonica man won't shut up.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that when Chuck Norris dies, no one will believe it.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I cannot confirm or deny that I’m eating sour gummy worms in bed.

 

[Eisranac]

I cannot constrain or demise that I am the one who should be charging admission.

 

[BadAmy]

Icncnd that you ain't whistling dixie fella...

 

[Series 6]

I cannot confirm or deny that I will enjoy watching the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Dallas Cowboys tonight.

I can only deny that happened. Ugh

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that people with birthdays this week are probably Valentine’s Day babies.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm posting this with invisible ink.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that most stretches you do before a workout are just sex positions in disguise.

 

[Sienna]

I can not confirm or deny that I have masturbated this morning.

SIENNA in love with MUSIC
✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿​

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny I should be working right now and have been way too distracted for some reason.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that women advocating for common restrooms have likely never seen a men’s room at a bar or stadium.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that people usually consider their brain to be the most important part of our bodies. That's exactly what your brain would want you to think.