I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that someday drones will be combined with skywriting, and the sky will be full of penises.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that that I can fall asleep after drinking coffee

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I cannot confirm or deny that the more dismembered the animal in your freezer is, the more socially acceptable it gets
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I want this whole week to be over already. Especially Thursday.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that that I have a minimum of 10 different strains of cannabis on hand all the time

L:rose:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that that I have a minimum of 10 different strains of cannabis on hand all the time

L:rose:

I cannot confirm or deny I trying to find my prescription to Leigh81's dispensary.

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'ICCORT my wife turned me on ridiculously by casually uttering the word, 'blowjob'
 
I cannot confirm or deny that when having real sex you have to worry about your body catching viruses. When watching digital sex you have to worry about your computer catching viruses.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the brits don’t celebrate thanksgiving cause if they had a holiday for every time they took over another country they’d probably never have to go to work
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a reason guys are so "terrible at picking up hints" is because we've been (rightfully so) taught to take only the clearest signs of affection and consent.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm beyond aroused with the little game we're playing today

L:rose:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that there is a good chance your inner elbow will never touch the very corner of your room
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I will run for president in 2020. (Insert "President of the Hair Club for Men" joke here)
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I ate the rest of the pumpkin pie when I woke up today. Whipped cream too.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm about to log off and go for a quick ride on my sybbie before I have to get ready for work! :D
 
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