I cannot confirm or deny that...

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Gynecologists could technically be considered "private investigators"

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that Life is a movie, where the star is the inevitable.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that waffles are just pancakes ribbed for your pleasure.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that house pets are constantly gathering information on us and they are not afraid to use it. Dogs for treats, cats for leverage.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I loathe natural stupidity more than I do artificial intelligence.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if somebody catches you masturbating and you stop, you're the weird one for getting caught, but if you get caught masturbating and you keep going, they are the weird ones for watching.

 

[Gemma_0]

I cannot confirm or deny that my shadow casts me.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that it seems as adults we spend our time avoiding people who have seen us naked, while trying to find new people to see us naked.

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny that I work commando under my operating scrubs.

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny that my feet are so large that I get stalked by Sasquatch when I hike.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the reason so many people have so many amazing survival stories is because those who didn’t survive aren’t there to tell it

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I soak my nuts before I milk them.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that porn fakes sex for men the same way Romantic Comedys fake relationship for women

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that porn fakes sex for man the same way Romantic Comedys fake relationship for women

I cannot confirm or deny that there's a typo in your statement.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the first person to shoe a horse had some serious balls.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I didn't take an arrow to my knee, but it got scraped nonetheless.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that reality is a fragmentation of the transcendental nature of the human life.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that checking someone’s search history after they die is a real ass move.

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that I know that the color yellow is a sign of conceit.
But thank you for the pretty flowers one of you gave me for my feet

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that these would look fabulous on me:

(okay, I can sort of confirm it but who wouldn't look great wearing these right?)

 

[bobb_sledd]

I cannot confirm or deny that I would turn my head to watch a beautiful woman walk away.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

I cannot confirm or deny that I wore no underwear all day yesterday due to my forgetting to do the laundry (or any other excuse for that matter)

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny that snooped for presents today.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I cannot confirm or deny that these would look fabulous on me:

(okay, I can sort of confirm it but who wouldn't look great wearing these right?)

I cannot confirm or deny that the middle two look sort of heavy for nipple tassels....

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that work is so slow right now, I think I'm gonna fall asle….

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