I cannot confirm or deny that...

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if PornHub planted one tree per 100 views, they would plant roughly 285 million trees in a year, which would produce enough oxygen to sustain over 30 million people

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that monsters hide under my bed because they're afraid of me.

 

[CeriseBuss]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm currently clothed.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that between me, big pooch and little pooch, that pot of pasta has met its match.

 

[loquere]

ICCODT I'm still in bed.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that using 'no offense' before saying something just makes it sound more offensive.

 

[Taegul]

I can not confirm or deny that I am a mind reader and right now you are thinking, "Damn! That Taegul is one sexy beast!"

 

[JerseyJade]

I can not confirm or deny that I think Taegul would be better off taking up knitting rather than working on his (lack of) mind reading skills.

 

[Taegul]

I can not confirm or deny that I think Taegul would be better off taking up knitting rather than working on his (lack of) mind reading skills.

I can not confirm or deny how jealous I am of JJ's beard growing skillz. Leet.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'd rather drink with the fish.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that my people are working on it.

 

[zydrate]

I cannot confirm or deny that I've denied any confirmations

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that I've denied any confirmations

Can you at least confirm or deny that you're back Z?

 

[zydrate]

Can you at least confirm or deny that you're back Z?

Affirmative!!! *hugs...and steals some shoes*

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I miss my ex. Every damn time I take a shot I miss.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that when making a bomb, a true evil mastermind would use wires which are all the same color.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I once got stuck on a tree and was rescued by a cat.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I just had to leave the comfort of my home to shoo a bunch of drunken college kids that were kicking the wall outside.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that a deathrow inmate could order endless breadsticks from olive garden as their last meal and live forever

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am very good at this cranky elderly lady gig. If only I had some less than edible tomatos...

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if cars had a reverse horn to say “sorry!” There would probably be less road rage

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that if cars had a reverse horn to say “sorry!” There would probably be less road rage

I cannot confirm or deny that that might plunge Canada into a civil war over who's more sorry than who.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that that might plunge Canada into a civil war over who's more sorry than who.

Ha ha

I cannot confirm or deny that Playboy would make a killing by putting a few golden tickets in random issues to win a day at the mansion.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that a rubber band can function as a cockring until you rip your pubes out and accidentally snap yourself.

 

[johnrael]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have an avatar.