I cannot confirm or deny that...

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that having a sneeze die halfway through is just blue balls for your nose.

 

[bobb_sledd]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm considering wearing a butt plug under my clothes at work today.

 

[Gemma_0]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am an illegal alien from outer space.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

I cannot confirm or deny that I ride along with time travelers

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that in a few more days I will be starting my customary 1 month adjustment period of writing the wrong damn date at every opportunity.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you sit on the toilet at 11:59 on 31 december and the clock stikes midnight, it's the same shit, different year.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Michael Jackson probably now looks like he did in Thriller.

 

[Gamine67]

I cannot confirm or deny (but a screenshot would work) that I now have the last post in 13 consecutive Threads and therefore am the only person currently on Lit.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if porn gives the wrong image of sex, romantic movies give the wrong image of how relationships work.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that we are all actually just computer characters in some 14-year old's SimCity game.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the study of butts is not Analogy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that during sex, the woman spends the entire time trying to have an orgasm while the man spends the entire time trying NOT to orgasm.

 

[Shi_One81]

I can confirm that I get great joy and pleasure when my guy ends up being a minute man...I win!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that shi doesn’t like lock jaw

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that it is mighty hypocritical of Mankind to go in search of other inhabitable planets when they can't even tend this one they're on.

 

[sweetheart97]

I cannot confirm or deny that time is an illusion.

 

[sweetheart97]

I cannot confirm or deny that it is mighty hypocritical of Mankind to go in search of other inhabitable planets when they can't even tend this one they're on.

Preach!

 

[Bill_Cosplay]

I cannot confirm or deny that I like to take long, lonely walks after midnight.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that taco trucks would make a lot more money if they drove around like ice cream trucks blasting mariachi music.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if the toilet had a foot pedal to lift the lid it would stop so many arguments

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have ever lost a game of HORSE with Michael Jordan.

 

[Shi_One81]

I can confirm that I’m fucking sick of inconsiderate people and tardiness. It takes 10 seconds or less to say “I’ll be late.”

 

[barefootgirl69]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I've been watching videos of Penis Fish.

 

[sneb]

I can not confirm or deny that I enjoy chocolate in the middle of the night.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I cannot confirm or deny that I cannot tell if the earth is really spinning.