I know I will regret this..................

[FurryFury]

I've been sick.

I'm trying really hard not to think about avocado...

The point is to -not- spend the day on my knees in the bathroom.






Then again, depending on the company, that might not be such a bad thing.

I'm so sorry JadeFireFly,

*HUGS*

Fury

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

CoolValentines Gifts that do NOT require insertion No 2

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/diamante-riding-crop.jpg
Dia Dressage Whip ~ Black braided rod dressage whip with metal cap
Twisted Austrian crystal silver box chain diamante grasp
Length is 113cm (44.5 inches)
Matching Bracelet Available


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[raven2]

CoolValentines Gifts that do NOT require insertion No 2

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/diamante-riding-crop.jpg
Dia Dressage Whip ~ Black braided rod dressage whip with metal cap
Twisted Austrian crystal silver box chain diamante grasp
Length is 113cm (44.5 inches)
Matching Bracelet Available


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Very nice, can you get matching spurs too?

 

[jadefirefly]

I'm so sorry JadeFireFly,

*HUGS*

Fury

Thank you, Miss Fury, and Miss Rebecca too, for your thoughtfulness.

The tummy is all better now, and I am happier for it -- I don't do too well when I'm not able to eat for 36+ hours.

I even lost a fight with a piece of white bread yesterday. That was sad.

But I am much happier now, and 100$ poorer, but there are 2 hours worth of new colors on my back tonight! It hurts like all get-out, but it's damned worth it.

Can't wait to finish it so I can post piccies!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Ohiyo Honorable Guests
Madama has been much often busy .....return find many chopsticks and much avocado on thread floor......needed to please who left please....
~ bows ~
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*chuckles like crazy remembering how "Busharoo" became an overnight Jap-lish sensation...*

Some of you pups here might not remember that... * LOL *

 

[FurryFury]

*chuckles like crazy remembering how "Busharoo" became an overnight Jap-lish sensation...*

Some of you pups here might not remember that... * LOL *

Um, what? *yips*

Fury

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Um, what? *yips*

Fury

*heheheheh*

During the term of Bush the First, he paid a diplomatic visit to Japan. Apparently he was feeling under the weather, but gamely tried to carry on through the state dinner... Unfortunately, Mother Nature got the better of him and he turned and lost the first course or three in to the lap of the diplomat sitting next to him.

"Busharoo" became an overnight sensation, replacing every known euphamisim for vomiting for about a month in the popular culture. But like most one-hit wonders, the term quickly faded into non-use.

 

[FurryFury]

*heheheheh*

During the term of Bush the First, he paid a diplomatic visit to Japan. Apparently he was feeling under the weather, but gamely tried to carry on through the state dinner... Unfortunately, Mother Nature got the better of him and he turned and lost the first course or three in to the lap of the diplomat sitting next to him.

"Busharoo" became an overnight sensation, replacing every known euphamisim for vomiting for about a month in the popular culture. But like most one-hit wonders, the term quickly faded into non-use.

Aha! I remember that now! The incident, not the term used for it!

Fury

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

*heheheheh*

During the term of Bush the First, he paid a diplomatic visit to Japan. Apparently he was feeling under the weather, but gamely tried to carry on through the state dinner... Unfortunately, Mother Nature got the better of him and he turned and lost the first course or three in to the lap of the diplomat sitting next to him.

"Busharoo" became an overnight sensation, replacing every known euphamisim for vomiting for about a month in the popular culture. But like most one-hit wonders, the term quickly faded into non-use.

ewwwwwwwww..........better out than in I guess ....thanks Geoff Sir ...shudders

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

CoolValentines Gifts that do NOT require insertion No 3
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/heartpaddleholeslarge.jpg
Entrenue

This gorgeous paddle does more than look pretty hanging by your bed or from your vinyl tool belt, it is also a great tool for laying some smacks down on a mischievous ass (poor little donkey ...)

This paddle is made from a hard but giving wood-like material that has the weight of its woodier, pricier counterparts but with a lot more flexibility. Be careful however if you will be disciplining over some clothes because buttons and zippers will scratch the surface. With this baby, you can give more than it will take!

This paddle is available in black or red with 12 holes drilled in the shape of a heart in the center for less wind resistance and more of a slap! There is a hole drilled in the bottom of each paddle with a satin cord laced through for easy storage on a wall hook.

Also, I might mention that it is sometimes difficult to find a paddle of this quality and beauty that is not made out of leather so take note: You can be cruel without being that cruel.

Dimensions = 12 1/2" X 6" X 1/4" thick ​

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/PoeValintine.jpg



Transcription:

For Her Whose Name is Written Within

Valentine's Eve. 1846

For her these lines are penned, whose luminous eyes,
Bright and expressive as the stars of Leda,
Shall find her own sweet name that, nestling, lies
Upon this page, enwrapped from every reader.
Search narrowly these words, which hold a treasure
Divine — a talisman, an amulet
That must be worn at heart. Search well the measure —
The words — the letters themselves. Do not forget
The smallest point, or you may lose your labor.
And yet there is in this no Gordian knot
Which one might not undo without a sabre
if one could merely understand the plot.
Upon the open page on which are peering
Such sweet eyes now, there lies, I say, perdu,
A musical name oft uttered in the hearing
Of poets, by poets — for the name is a poet's too.
In common sequence set, the letters lying,
Compose a sound delighting all to hear —
Ah, this you'd have no trouble in descrying
Were you not something, of a dunce, my dear -
And now I leave these riddles to their Seer.

E.A.P.

"Edgar Allan Poe often wrote poetry dedicated to his lady friends. This poem was dedicated to Mrs. Frances Sargent Osgood, a poet herself. Mrs. Osgood's full name is spelled with one letter on each line, the first letter of the first line ("F"), the second letter of the second line ("r"), the third letter of the third line ("a"), etc."
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[MadamaMiniTopic]

Ohayou-gozaimasu
Madama hontou-ni moushiwake-gozaimasen , ohhh Madama very sorry not tend honorable guests, much things prepare for Samurai Lover for Day Valentine. Madama share travels recent looking.

Firstly, Spanky Museum to Honor Esteemed Good Ancestors

~ bows ~

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/ValentinePaddle.jpg​

 

[Purple Sage]

Cute. But I think it's a rice paddle... you could spank every ass in Japan with that- at once.

 

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Cute. But I think it's a rice paddle... you could spank every ass in Japan with that- at once.

Long drawn out sigh...........excuse meeeeeeeeeee Mr Purple Sage but respectfully if Madama Mini Topic says its for butt spanking then it is okay ? You want to flame with Madama I sooooooooooooooo don't recommend it she is known unofficially as the "Serene Quiet Moss of Death in Temple Stone Garden Maiden' in some circles its either that or her brother is Yakuza I forget......shrugs.

 

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[Shankara20]

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LMAO!!!!!!!

 

[Purple Sage]

Long drawn out sigh...........excuse meeeeeeeeeee Mr Purple Sage but respectfully if Madama Mini Topic says its for butt spanking then it is okay ? You want to flame with Madama I sooooooooooooooo don't recommend it she is known unofficially as the "Serene Quiet Moss of Death in Temple Stone Garden Maiden' in some circles its either that or her brother is Yakuza I forget......shrugs.

I would, of course, be politely trembling in my boots, but I have Seventh Degree Black Belt in Yuk Fu.

 

[MadamaMiniTopic]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/yakuza.jpg

~ bows ~​

 

[jadefirefly]

Them's some pretty fright'ning men there, Mr. Sage...

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I would, of course, be politely trembling in my boots, but I have Seventh Degree Black Belt in Yuk Fu.

not Yuk Fu nooooooooooooo run Madama run or shuffle really fast ........
I have seen those platform Geisha shoe thingys You wear Madama ~ your such a blatent masochist huh

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Them's some pretty fright'ning men there, Mr. Sage...

Ohh hey Miss Jade !!!!....hugs .......you just wait and see what happens on Valentines Day when the Dominants/Tops don't get their 'Duty Chocolates'.....goodness gracious where is Alice she might talk some sense into Mr Sage..........better call Miss Fury for back up as well .......because Chucky and Marvin Takayama are going to look like Bert and Ernie compared...!!!

Valentine`s Day in Japan only women give gifts to men that they feel somehow obliged to acknowledge, rather than the loving mutual exchange of gifts we Western folk are used to. I'm sure you`re already well aware that such gifts are called "giri choco" or "duty chocolate", as you likely know that "honmei choco" is reserved for men that women have stronger feelings for. I also won`t go into the origins of how Valentine`s Day came to Japan in the 1950s or how the unique custom of women giving to men occured as a result of a translation error.

 

[Purple Sage]

Chuck and I are old buddies. Knock back some sake and sing bad karaoke (is there any other kind?). As for Marvin- well, he's good with lists.

 

[jadefirefly]

Rebecca, I wanna hear about the translation error and stuff!!

Sheesh, you think the japanese-obsessed people in this thread are just gonna let you get away with that?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

japanese-obsessed people in this thread

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~ bows ~​

 

[jadefirefly]

Brat.