"I seek like minded individuals"

[Etoile]

Whoa! Got this via Lit PM earlier today:

anonymous: Hello honey Im a older male would be interested in gitting to know you (saw your post on literotica),email or PM me if you have room for a new male.
Etoile: I think you have me confused with somebody else.
anonymous: No honey Im not confused sweetie i think your very hot and your fairly close by baby,i still say i want to git to know you better,should you be interested honey i have self pic and profile i can send you.

This was from someone with 20 posts (to date) and registered Jan 2005. I still can't believe he doesn't have me confused with somebody else...can anybody point me to the post where I indicate I'm interested in this kind of thing?

 

[Marquis]

*spitting in hand and using it to slick back hair*

Why Etoile, I had no idea, and all this time...

 

[Silverlily]

How does one "git"?

 

[Krinaia]

How does one "git"?

I dunno, but I think you need a long little doggy to do so.

 

[Etoile]

*spitting in hand and using it to slick back hair*

Why Etoile, I had no idea, and all this time...

Bwahaha! Thank you.

 

[Silverlily]

I dunno, but I think you need a long little doggy to do so.

*applauds*

That was priceless!

 

[cellis]

Is it just me...

or are other women really put off when men you don't know send you photos of their penis?

I had exchanged only a couple of emails with this dom I was talking to when he sends me a cock picture. That did it... well that plus I am not really into some of the things that seem to turn him on... but I really really hate it when men do that.

 

[SweetDommes]

Re: Is it just me...

or are other women really put off when men you don't know send you photos of their penis?

I had exchanged only a couple of emails with this dom I was talking to when he sends me a cock picture. That did it... well that plus I am not really into some of the things that seem to turn him on... but I really really hate it when men do that.

You mean he didn't sent it with the first e-mail?

That always got us too ... we don't care about the dick - if we get far enough that you might be allowed to show it off, we'll tell you ... until then, keep it in your damn pants. bah We got a lot of messages on alt that included cock-shots ... and that was the first contact.

 

[cellis]

Re: Re: Is it just me...

You mean he didn't sent it with the first e-mail?

That always got us too ... we don't care about the dick - if we get far enough that you might be allowed to show it off, we'll tell you ... until then, keep it in your damn pants. bah We got a lot of messages on alt that included cock-shots ... and that was the first contact.

No LOL the first two emails were only two sentences each...

 

[SweetDommes]

Re: Re: Re: Is it just me...

No LOL the first two emails were only two sentences each...

*falls off chair laughing* yeah, gotta love those guys ...

We also got a lot where the guy went through some fantasy that he had, or his best scene that he had supposedly done, then finished with "so, are you interested?"

 

[snowy ciara]

The two sentence guy just needed some time to go through the stills he'd laboriously cut and pasted from porno movies, to find the right one for you.

 

[Krinaia]

The two sentence guy just needed some time to go through the stills he'd laboriously cut and pasted from porno movies, to find the right one for you.

WHAT you mean it wasn't his?


I've seen the penis of someone on this site... and not just that of my boyfriend who recently posted... but i won't tell on him

 

[SweetDommes]

WHAT you mean it wasn't his?


I've seen the penis of someone on this site... and not just that of my boyfriend who recently posted... but i won't tell on him

Only one? I've seen multiples, and not because I browse the amature pics forum (oh, and that isn't counting ghosst or sylvan pet either ... ). A couple of the ones I saw were actually ones I was interested in too LOL

 

[Krinaia]

Only one? I've seen multiples, and not because I browse the amature pics forum (oh, and that isn't counting ghosst or sylvan pet either ... ). A couple of the ones I saw were actually ones I was interested in too LOL

yah... i can't remember why he sent them, but i remember thinking they were lovely

 

[SweetDommes]

yah... i can't remember why he sent them, but i remember thinking they were lovely

*giggles* well now I need to know who it was so I can request pics

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Re: Is it just me...

You mean he didn't sent it with the first e-mail?

That always got us too ... we don't care about the dick - if we get far enough that you might be allowed to show it off, we'll tell you ... until then, keep it in your damn pants. bah We got a lot of messages on alt that included cock-shots ... and that was the first contact.

I have a blurb in my profile - unless you have an interesting tattoo, wrap it in lacy knickers, or can self fellate, keep your Mr. Winkie pictures to yourself.

 

[cellis]

I think what bothers me the most is they just assume that I am interested in seeing their cock.

It just goes to show that some men are clueless about what excites some women.

 

[SweetDommes]

Re: Re: Re: Is it just me...

I have a blurb in my profile - unless you have an interesting tattoo, wrap it in lacy knickers, or can self fellate, keep your Mr. Winkie pictures to yourself.

Unfortunately, most of them don't read the profile at all ... even if you don't have pics up. We didn't have pics of ourselves up, but it seemed that all they saw was "bi-f/f couple in their 20s" - they ignored the fact that we are dominants, and basically everything else ...

 

[Silverlily]

True, but this way I don't feel bad about ripping them a new one in my reply.

It never fails to amaze me how many "masochists" can't take a tongue lashing.

 

[Etoile]

Re: Re: Re: Is it just me...

keep your Mr. Winkie pictures to yourself.

http://www.mrwinkle.com/winklehome.gif

Oh you said WINKIE!

 

[Silverlily]

http://www.mrwinkle.com/winklehome.gif

Oh you said WINKIE!

Now see, if they were sending those pictures it would be an entirely different thing.



duh - winkle, not winkie, I can't read at 2 am

 

[witcha]

Alt is getting slightly irriatting..That's what I got yesterday:

Hello,
nice to see you here, my name is XXXXX and I am a italian from Florence, i am often in Poland (poznan) and have there a wonderful friendship with a couple (XXfem and XXXmale) where we share lots of hot moments and we are looking for a Bi Girl that is open , open minded and like to have special friendships where we can make real all our hot friendships and more.
If you want here is my telephone number XXXXXXXXX

I hope to hear from you soon and wish you already were here with us

bye for now




First of all I do't have stated in my profile that I'm not looking for a couple...which would be coz I'm not looking for a couple

Second of all why this guy is even giving me his telephone number???

grrrrrr



witcha

 

[SweetDommes]

Alt is getting slightly irriatting..That's what I got yesterday:

Hello,
nice to see you here, my name is XXXXX and I am a italian from Florence, i am often in Poland (poznan) and have there a wonderful friendship with a couple (XXfem and XXXmale) where we share lots of hot moments and we are looking for a Bi Girl that is open , open minded and like to have special friendships where we can make real all our hot friendships and more.
If you want here is my telephone number XXXXXXXXX

I hope to hear from you soon and wish you already were here with us

bye for now




First of all I do't have stated in my profile that I'm not looking for a couple...which would be coz I'm not looking for a couple

Second of all why this guy is even giving me his telephone number???

grrrrrr



witcha

That's when you do a "for a good time call XXXXX" up on the bathroom stalls hehehehe

 

[witcha]

Nifty idea ..Think will use it






witcha

 

[m wisdom]

That's when you do a "for a good time call XXXXX" up on the bathroom stalls hehehehe

Nifty idea ..Think will use it
...

Taking notes. "Never give phone number to Witcha or SweetDommes."