"I seek like minded individuals"

[TNRkitect2b]

Honestly it wasn't really all I expected. It seems that there is a tremendous crossover between the moron group and the stalker group.

As the examples in this thread exemplify. Trust me, I'm not off in a corner pouting over it. Anyways, my staking PMs come from the ladies we do know, and they are verry entertaining.

 

[snowy ciara]

And ciara doesn't count I know who she is

sob Picky picky picky! I'll just take my fine stalking talents elsewhere.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

sob Picky picky picky! I'll just take my fine stalking talents elsewhere.

awww.... you talents are appreciated... promise! Just don't expect your stalking e-mails to end up on this thread

 

[snowy ciara]

But I worked so hard on them. Rats and other large and icky rodents! I'll just have to change your name to "the Shrub" and sell them to the National Intruder.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

But I worked so hard on them. Rats and other large and icky rodents! I'll just have to change your name to "the Shrub" and sell them to the National Intruder.

I know you did... look at it this way, that would be more money for new toys!

 

[snowy ciara]

I know you did... look at it this way, that would be more money for new toys!

Toys? perks

 

[arctic-stranger]

Toys? perks

mmmm i love perky nipples

better to tweak and twist

 

[SweetDommes]

Fortunately, we haven't gotten too many stalker messages ... although when we first joined, Holly did have a rather ... insistant troll who for some reason thought that she would submit to him No private messages from him, but he replied to every single post that she made ...

 

[DVS]

The women of this forum sure seem to have more interesting times than the men do. Interesting meaning stalkers, receiving pictures, requests made for sexual favors via PMs, etc. Women have all the fun.

Maybe we don't get these requests because we would take them up on it. I know I would! Men might send you ladies requests and pictures because they feel safe that you won't act on their requests. Just an observation. No, I"m not a doctor or do I play one on TV.

 

[SweetDommes]

The women of this forum sure seem to have more interesting times than the men do. Interesting meaning stalkers, receiving pictures, requests made for sexual favors via PMs, etc. Women have all the fun.

Maybe we don't get these requests because we would take them up on it. I know I would! Men might send you ladies requests and pictures because they feel safe that you won't act on their requests. Just an observation. No, I"m not a doctor or do I play one on TV.

*giggles* yeah, we know ... we've already discussed that theory DVS - at least, Holly and I have ...

We have thought about actually giving these guys what they are asking for - for a price, of course - and seeing how soon they cry for mercy

 

[TNRkitect2b]

*giggles* yeah, we know ... we've already discussed that theory DVS - at least, Holly and I have ...

We have thought about actually giving these guys what they are asking for - for a price, of course - and seeing how soon they cry for mercy

Would probably solve your money problems

 

[SweetDommes]

Would probably solve your money problems

This is true ... but then I'd feel dirty ... not because we took money for it, but because of who we would be taking it from *shudders*

 

[TNRkitect2b]

This is true ... but then I'd feel dirty ... not because we took money for it, but because of who we would be taking it from *shudders*

You got me on that one... *shudder*

 

[Krinaia]

THIS is my new favorite ad EVER!!!!!


"Geographically undesirable, commitment-phobic, relationship challenged, emotionally unavailable Top/bottom switch with lousy communication skills and tons of baggage seeking a psychologically damaged, sexually depraved, morally bankrupt vixen with low self-esteem, hostility toward men and poor impulse control. "

 

[SweetDommes]

I bet it gets him the attention that he is seeking LOL

 

[dania]

[vent mode on]

So you Gentlemen don't get the same wild responses we ladies do. i'm about to close my collarme profile because apparently, i'm on the clueless Dom mailing list.

From the relevant parts of my profile...

"A little bit about me. i hate this part, trying to be me in as few words as possible. Here's the basics: i'm dania, and i'm not looking for skin on skin as yet. i'm looking for getting to know you type and possibly erotic type email exchange, moving to phone calls and then maybe meeting. i'm working out of the country on a job, so even if i was going for skin right now, i couldn't. But maybe when i'm back home, eventually it'll work."

some snippage about sub-ness and then...

"
i'm a bit weird gender wise. Biologically, i'm a female. But i don't feel differentiated at all. i gender-bend just by being me. i'm not one or the other, just a lot of both.

As for Who i'm looking for. You are a ts/tg person, or a female person, 2 female persons or a possibly a het couple. What i'm trying to politely say is single Gentlemen, there are lots of subbie babes looking for You, and i've already explored that area as far as i currently want to. "

a little more snippage about basic kinks and then..

"I have two pet peeves when it comes to on-line communication. If u r to laZ to type like a grownup 4 me, ur email will be D-leeted, unread. Y/you may have noticed that i do not do the C/caps T/thing. A/anyone who demands or uses T/the C/caps T/thing will also be deleted unread. i can handle typos and mis-pellings, as i do that myself, (though i do try to spell check) but the two things above really irritate me."


So what do i get?

"I find your profile intriguing, and seem to fit your description. May we communicate more? In what part of the state are you located?" from a "male Dominant, 44, looking for a bifemme sub to play with.."

Please tell me, oh Great and Domly Manly Man, what part of not looking for a guy was ambiguous? (Look it up, babe!) What part of "biological female but undifferentiated gender" translates to "bifemme"?

Next on our list we have:

"Greetings little one. I am a Dominate Male of the Olde Guarde. I am looking for a good little boi to Me. My Yahoo is (censored to protect the clueless). Add me. I will need your phone number as I do not waste time in this media. If I feel that W/we are compatible, I will arrange for U/us to be together."

Okay, unfortunately, i am looking for a non male DomiNANT that doesn't do the C/caps T/thing and i am not looking for a skin on skin relationship right now. But thanks for twigging onto the gender weirdness. In a word: NEXT!

This next guy is also a bit short in the reading comprehension area.

" Hello diana,

I am a poly Dom into M/s relationships, I have been in this lifestyle since '96. I live near San Jose, CA. I currently have a sub that does not live with Me, she is married to a consenting vanilla man. As for Me, I have a unique style that can vary depending on the person that wishes to serve Me and I enjoy both submissives and slaves.

So, why am I contacting you? I am seeking a bifemale that is poly and service oriented.

You may reach me at (telephone number excluded again to protect the clueless) anytime before 5 in the evening."

Okay, so again we have the gender issue, as well as the phone thing and the misspelling of my name, not once, but twice. (He also biffed it in the closing.)


So yep, i think the collarme is going to have to go. i was told that the type of PYL that i am interested in are in short supply in general, so i wasn't expecting a HUGE response, but so many responses from the exact opposite of my interests is disheartening, to say the least. I get a 5 or 6 of these in a week. Is there something wrong with knowing that genetic males in general do nothing for me? For whatever reason, my sex drive is more attracted to tg or female persons!

I do have one question for you folks. When you get a response that indicates someone was clearly not reading your profile, (or that they read and decided it doesn't apply to them for some reason!) do you ignore it, politely respond or or blast 'em out of the water? i've been politely saying "thanks for the email, but i've compared our profiles and i don't feel that we're compatible." and not cutting them a new arsehole (which is probably why i'm venting here!). If i don't go to auto-delete mode, i'm thinking of saying something in the journal area to the effect that all single male Doms are going to get deleted unread, too, but i can't find a polite yet firm way to say it.

Thanks for letting me vent.

[vent mode off]

 

[SweetDommes]

My general response to the morons and imbiciles on collarme is "I think you need to check profiles a bit more closely." and I move on.
Since our profile states up at the very top to read the entire profile, journal entries included, before messaging us, and within our profile it states that anyone who doesn't make some indication that they actually read our profile will be deleted ... I have absolutely no problems with this method. If they message back, I may or may not read the reply for humor value, but I do not make a second reply ... it goes in to the trash very quickly.

 

[Marquis]

I haven't tried pimping online in a while, I've never been very good at it. I'm too impatient, and I think my confidence comes off very arrogant online.

 

[dania]

My general response to the morons and imbiciles on collarme is "I think you need to check profiles a bit more closely." and I move on.
Since our profile states up at the very top to read the entire profile, journal entries included, before messaging us, and within our profile it states that anyone who doesn't make some indication that they actually read our profile will be deleted ... I have absolutely no problems with this method. If they message back, I may or may not read the reply for humor value, but I do not make a second reply ... it goes in to the trash very quickly.

Thanks Ladies. i do read most of them, cause they're amusing when i'm not in an "excessively frustrated with the humanity of it all" mode. But anyway. Another amusing thing just happened over there. i get so many of these that i actually do use a form letter. i feel sort of bad about it; but i'm not gonna waste all my time crafting witty yet polite responses to these C/clueless O/ones. (The only ones who get a personal response anymore are the nicer m-subs. i do that because i feel some sympathy for them; they're looking for Lurve in a highly competitive arena with a short supply of Domme's. The clueless m-subs get the same polite "i don't feel that our kinks are compatible" email.) i sent Master Olde Guarde the form letter, and he just attempted to rip me a new one because i'm using a form letter. i did answer that one, asking how he knows it's a form letter, cause sock puppets are majorly uncool. He sent me a rippier one informing me that "true submission must be a foreign concept to a bratty little bitch like you." What a weinie...

 

[Bandit58]

If it's someone who obviously hasn't read the profile and messages me out of eternal hope then I let Master loose on them Believe me they never send another message!!

My profile clearly states NO men or couples......and it's not a 3 page essay......

 

[DVS]

I haven't tried pimping online in a while, I've never been very good at it. I'm too impatient, and I think my confidence comes off very arrogant online.

Let up on the coffee, perhaps? You have to be calm and realaxed...and very patient. Or, they think you are a sicko looking for a quick lay.
Even if you are, you can't act like one!!!!

 

[SweetDommes]

yeah, tonight I collected three idiots - two obviously out of our age range, one of them, and the third, both wrote out a scene/fantasy which our profile specifically states not to do, and the third isn't caucasian which our profile specifically states that we must have ... for their own safety. Ug, why can these people not read?????

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[DVS]

Very amusing thread.

I've had a few odd stalkerish PMs off Lit. Any poor thing that sends me a photo of his dick gets a sweet but deadly southern earfull and I end all communication. Ew. I did have one man tell me I'd make an amazing Domme. A lot of ya'll have read my posts- does that make ANY sense to ya'll? Because I still don't understand where he got that idea from.

As for my actual personals ad (on Yahoo because Bondage.com, etc scare me LOL), I've had a few people read between the lines. Which has been interesting. Then there was the rash of men last week- for some reason all week long I'd get IMs off my ad from men who had nicks like "69_4_u_anytime". Anyone with "69" in his nick isn't really someone I feel this driving urge to get to know better. It seems tacky. And I mention the FIVE children I have in the ad because it felt unethical to ignore that part of my life, but it's actually been a good test. If they can't tell me how many kids I have (Usually an early question- especially with men who just go on about how cute my picture is or how "sexy" I am.) I dont' spend a lot of energy on them because they dind't read the damn ad. I do always try to give a polite not interested or something like that response. Well- until tonight. Someone IMd off my ad (I was out) and when I didn't respond within 5 minutes the next line was "so... I guess this means you're busy with the brats, huh?" Do not refer to my children as "brats". Buh bye.

cruel, but affective. I don't get bites. I send messages and never hear from them. is that rude or what? Who could ignor me? I can't understand it!!!!

 

[DVS]

Oh, and leave it to a woman to play the 5 kids card!