SweetDommes
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witcha said:Nifty idea ..Think will use it
witcha
*giggles* glad to be of service, witcha
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*giggles* glad to be of service, witcha
How about this ad...
"I am handsome, successful, and well-endowed -- and yet my wife has chosen to humiliate me with other men.I can't believe how much I've put up with, accepted, and increasingly enjoyed...so much so that, now, the idea of being teased and dominated actually arouses me.Please feel free to contact me with thoughts and suggestions. Does a cuckold like me amuse you? I'd be happy to amuse you.In literature and opera, cuckolds are said to wear horns on their heads. My horns are growing. Everytime my wife squieals for another man, my horns grow like Pinocchio's nose. "
sounds like a prize winner yes?
"I am handsome, successful, and well-endowed -- and yet my wife has chosen to humiliate me with other men.I can't believe how much I've put up with, accepted, and increasingly enjoyed...so much so that, now, the idea of being teased and dominated actually arouses me.Please feel free to contact me with thoughts and suggestions. Does a cuckold like me amuse you? I'd be happy to amuse you.In literature and opera, cuckolds are said to wear horns on their heads. My horns are growing. Everytime my wife squieals for another man, my horns grow like Pinocchio's nose. "
sounds like a prize winner yes?
On guy says:
"I am: intelligent, creative, passionate, sensual, witty, funny, occasionally charming, generally upbeat, usually energetic, and articulate; you will find me forthright, sincere and personable.. with no tattoos or piercings."
which is nice, but for some reason the with no tattoos or piercings CRACKS ME up... because it's like not only am i like this, but i am like this without the tattoos and piercings and how rare is that?
add to that, he knows how to play pinochle... if i weren't attached, it would be tempting... but sadly, he smokes... BLEH
and i will eventually teach my silly boyfriend how to play pinochle since he likes cards, so PERFECT
"I am: intelligent, creative, passionate, sensual, witty, funny, occasionally charming, generally upbeat, usually energetic, and articulate; you will find me forthright, sincere and personable.. with no tattoos or piercings."
which is nice, but for some reason the with no tattoos or piercings CRACKS ME up... because it's like not only am i like this, but i am like this without the tattoos and piercings and how rare is that?
add to that, he knows how to play pinochle... if i weren't attached, it would be tempting... but sadly, he smokes... BLEH
and i will eventually teach my silly boyfriend how to play pinochle since he likes cards, so PERFECT
TNRkitect2b
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Remind me never to answer any personal adds around here... you women are viscious!
SweetDommes
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Only to the ones who deserve it TNR 
arctic-stranger
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SweetDommes said:Only to the ones who deserve it TNR
and if we WANT to deserve it?
Ok, suppose there was a filter that made guys really honest when they posted an ad? How many would look like this?
Horny man to be laid: Wife stopped screwing me years ago, have been getting off on internet porn, but would like to meet an actual women and i figure BSDM women have to be easy, at least they might like sex, and for God's sake dont tell my wife i posted this ad.
SweetDommes
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arctic-stranger said:and if we WANT to deserve it?
Ok, suppose there was a filter that made guys really honest when they posted an ad? How many would look like this?
Horny man to be laid: Wife stopped screwing me years ago, have been getting off on internet porn, but would like to meet an actual women and i figure BSDM women have to be easy, at least they might like sex, and for God's sake dont tell my wife i posted this ad.
Well, since that's how I read most of them anyway (like the "you must be discreet, and I'm only available 2 weekends a month because my wife won't believe that it's business if it's any more than that"), it would be a refreshing change from having to interpret what the wankers really mean. And we don't really have a problem with people who are going outside of their marriage either, as long as both partners know the score - we just can't marry someone who is already married ...
Oh, and if you want to deserve it, you should beg for it
bad boys and girls don't get things that they enjoy 
SweetDommes
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Alt said:
What? Harassing people on Lit? kinda ...
Other kinds of fun ... not yet ...
SweetDommes
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Alt said:Hey, your AV appears to be looking up at something of mine...hmmmm.
lol
I think I need a new av if you are going to post above me much
blue kat
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Alrighty then..
There's this guy here who has no posts to his name. But he's been lurking for over a year and has read ALL of my posts. I know this because he told me so. (Great, you just admitted to mild stalker activity and you can't figure out why I'm less than thrilled.)
"one has been watching YOU here for over a year and is love with YOU. he knows that he is not worthy of YOU DOMINATING but will risk your scorn and rejection by putting himself forward for your inspection and consideration for your DOMINATION. Please consider me worthy. this ones love humiliation and degradation which is why he is PMing YOU, DEAR LADY. true, this unworthy one has a cock, but YOU may disregard this if YOU wish and use solely his man pussy. this one will beg YOU for satisfaction sometimes, true; but realizes that fucking YOU is a privilege he will have to earn and that it may be a long time coming."
Where, oh where does one start here? Let's take the easy stuff first.
1. Grammar counts.
2. If you must use third person, then use it. If you must use first person than use it. Be consistent.
3. Stop capitalizing me and my adjectives. It looks like you're yelling.
4. How can you be almost stalking me here for almost a year when I haven't been here for a year? Which leads nicely to number 5...
5. You say you've been almost stalking me for over a year, yet it is common knowledge, I've not been here that long. Just looking at my profile will tell you how long I've been here. Either you're sucking up and lying to make your devotion look good (not impressive) or you don't do your homework while Domme-shopping (again not impressive) or you're simply not paying attention to detail. (Again, not impressive.)
6. If you had been paying attention you would realize that I generally do not dominate males. I don't fuck them either, and I'm pretty sure I've said as much here. There's that pesky "lack of attention to detail is not impressive" thing again.
7. Man pussy? Man pussy!?! Sorry babe, I don't do Man Pussy! I only fuck lovely girl pussy..
Better luck next time, dear. I suggest you check out the personals forum here, or go to alt trolls.com for assistance. I suggest not bugging the females on the bdsm board here, unless they've got an ad over there, too.
Did I miss anything, DEAR LADIES?
There's this guy here who has no posts to his name. But he's been lurking for over a year and has read ALL of my posts. I know this because he told me so. (Great, you just admitted to mild stalker activity and you can't figure out why I'm less than thrilled.)
"one has been watching YOU here for over a year and is love with YOU. he knows that he is not worthy of YOU DOMINATING but will risk your scorn and rejection by putting himself forward for your inspection and consideration for your DOMINATION. Please consider me worthy. this ones love humiliation and degradation which is why he is PMing YOU, DEAR LADY. true, this unworthy one has a cock, but YOU may disregard this if YOU wish and use solely his man pussy. this one will beg YOU for satisfaction sometimes, true; but realizes that fucking YOU is a privilege he will have to earn and that it may be a long time coming."
Where, oh where does one start here?
Let's take the easy stuff first.1. Grammar counts.
2. If you must use third person, then use it. If you must use first person than use it. Be consistent.
3. Stop capitalizing me and my adjectives. It looks like you're yelling.
4. How can you be almost stalking me here for almost a year when I haven't been here for a year? Which leads nicely to number 5...
5. You say you've been almost stalking me for over a year, yet it is common knowledge, I've not been here that long. Just looking at my profile will tell you how long I've been here. Either you're sucking up and lying to make your devotion look good (not impressive) or you don't do your homework while Domme-shopping (again not impressive) or you're simply not paying attention to detail. (Again, not impressive.)
6. If you had been paying attention you would realize that I generally do not dominate males. I don't fuck them either, and I'm pretty sure I've said as much here. There's that pesky "lack of attention to detail is not impressive" thing again.
7. Man pussy? Man pussy!?! Sorry babe, I don't do Man Pussy! I only fuck lovely girl pussy..
Better luck next time, dear. I suggest you check out the personals forum here, or go to alt trolls.com for assistance. I suggest not bugging the females on the bdsm board here, unless they've got an ad over there, too.
Did I miss anything, DEAR LADIES?
Etoile
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God damn! And I thought "A/all" was as bad as it could get!
I don't have a problem with the man pussy bit, it's just a bit of genderfuck. But I do empathize completely about people who claim to read your posts not noticing what gender you prefer...happens to me pretty often too! (Well, I suppose more often I get messages that say "I'm a guy, but...")
aauuuuugggghhh!
hee
I don't have a problem with the man pussy bit, it's just a bit of genderfuck. But I do empathize completely about people who claim to read your posts not noticing what gender you prefer...happens to me pretty often too! (Well, I suppose more often I get messages that say "I'm a guy, but...")
aauuuuugggghhh!
hee
TNRkitect2b
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Marquis said:
Doing better (or worse, depending on your outlook) than I am... I haven't gotten one yet.
TNRkitect2b
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Etoile said:God damn! And I thought "A/all" was as bad as it could get!
I don't have a problem with the man pussy bit, it's just a bit of genderfuck. But I do empathize completely about people who claim to read your posts not noticing what gender you prefer...happens to me pretty often too! (Well, I suppose more often I get messages that say "I'm a guy, but...")
aauuuuugggghhh!
hee
I am quite sure that there are a large number of the regulars on here that would fall into that last category, save that they know it would only be a pipe dream.
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blue kat said:
lol! not too concerned really... my forays into the lit personals area were productive for me about 3500 posts ago... And ciara doesn't count I know who she is
TNRkitect2b
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Etoile said:
Yes, you parsed that correctly. You are welcome.
TNRkitect2b said:lol! not too concerned really... my forays into the lit personals area were productive for me about 3500 posts ago... And ciara doesn't count I know who she is
DO I count, I sent you a stalking email a long long time ago?
And, Etoile, shhh... I won't tell anyone that you're turning them down because of your secret and burning love for me.... I promise. By the way, stop sending me roses.
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SkylineBlue said:
Nope, sorry! I knew you then as well
