"I seek like minded individuals"

[Etoile]

i bet he jerks off to victoria's secret too... bet he started with the sears catalog when he was 12 and has slowly been upgrading over the years

eeeeeew! LOL

No new messages on CollarMe lately. I think people only find me when my name shows up in the "currently online" listing.

 

[Krinaia]

eeeeeew! LOL

No new messages on CollarMe lately. I think people only find me when my name shows up in the "currently online" listing.

now that my profile says I'm attached, i get ZERO pms on collarme.com which isn't completely bad - means that the jerks read at least that bit, but no one interesting in friendship.

 

[SweetDommes]

I feel kinda bad now - our profile took forever to get approved, but it finally was (and in the meantime, many many idiots messaged us, when they obviously had not read any of the journal entries even though they were up there). The day after it was approved, we got a message from someone. He messaged us because of my posts on the message forums over there, and he obviously didn't read the profile at all. He wrote a very very well written and thought out message - but he's from India, which as everyone who has read our profile at either site knows, is not what we are looking for - there were a couple of other things that didn't fit, but that was the major one. I just felt bad because he obviously had been reading things that I wrote ... just not the right ones. He had also obviously spent a lot of time composing the message that was essentially a waste of his time.

 

[Krinaia]

I feel kinda bad now - our profile took forever to get approved, but it finally was (and in the meantime, many many idiots messaged us, when they obviously had not read any of the journal entries even though they were up there). The day after it was approved, we got a message from someone. He messaged us because of my posts on the message forums over there, and he obviously didn't read the profile at all. He wrote a very very well written and thought out message - but he's from India, which as everyone who has read our profile at either site knows, is not what we are looking for - there were a couple of other things that didn't fit, but that was the major one. I just felt bad because he obviously had been reading things that I wrote ... just not the right ones. He had also obviously spent a lot of time composing the message that was essentially a waste of his time.

he'll heal... cute as you are, i'm sure he hasn't already fallen in love

edited because I just realized that the above sounds wrong... what i mean is that even though you're hot, i think it's a little early for him to be wounded for life. less insulting right?

gosh <napolean impersoniation> i'm an idiot!

 

[SweetDommes]

ok, I gotta post this one ROTFLMAO

I got this message about 15 min ago:

hi my name is XXX im 23 in the army stationed in XXX. im due to get out in jan and can move anywhere. have a son in kansas city. im looking for a dominant womant to marry me and make me her salve or her bitch boy i would do anything. i lvoe being told what to do by a woman and controlled. i love to give back rubs and i can cook to and would love to do anything for the one that would marry me. would u be interested. please lket me know. or would u like to move here to XXX with me. if u have yahoo messenger i have a cam to my screen name is XXXXXX if u want to see me you can pm me there. or u can jsut email me back here. i know u said u have a slave but if u ever change ur mind. u actually scared me at first when i saw ur pic i had to look twice at it. thought for a second u were my cousin. lol yikes huh. you are very hot and look very sweet. you sound like u would be my dream come true. but i wish u the best and he is one lucky slave. hers a pics of me

Oh, and btw, the pic that he attached is the same one on his profile, which showed up too ... LOL

then about 5 min ago, I got (from the same guy, of course) this message:

hi my name is XXX im 23 in the army stationed in XXX. im due to get out in jan and can move anywhere. have a son in kansas city. im looking for a dominant womant to marry me and make me her cuckold/slave or her bitch boy i would do anything. i lvoe being told what to do by a woman and controlled. i love to give back rubs and i can cook to and would love to do anything for the one that would marry me. would u be interested. please lket me know. or would u like to move here to XXX with me. if u have yahoo messenger i have a cam to my screen name is XXXXXXX if u want to see me you can pm me there. or u can jsut email me back here.

Look familiar to anyone else??? HA! do they really think that we are that stupid??

Apparently, yes, because he just sent "thank you so i take it that ur not interested? " After I suggested that he actually read profiles and put some thought into his messages ... or at least edit the glaring typos out ...

 

[DVS]

ok, I gotta post this one ROTFLMAO

I got this message about 15 min ago:

Oh, and btw, the pic that he attached is the same one on his profile, which showed up too ... LOL

then about 5 min ago, I got (from the same guy, of course) this message:

Look familiar to anyone else??? HA! do they really think that we are that stupid??

Apparently, yes, because he just sent "thank you so i take it that ur not interested? " After I suggested that he actually read profiles and put some thought into his messages ... or at least edit the glaring typos out ...

He sounds like a nice guy, really. He doesn't seem to be a real creep, like some. Theh, I'm not a male sub, so I don't know how they normally act.

I'm assuming he didn't tell you he was the same guy, in the next message? At least his story is the same.

 

[DVS]

The last three female subs I've talked to were different, all in their own way. One that struck me as the strangest was the one who said her job was a vid cam sex chat line. You'd call this number and chat with her, long distance. She'd talk dirty to you, and wear sexy clothes, etc.

She seemed right up my alley. But, her profile said she was a sub, and was into BDSM and bondage, etc. We got to talking on Yahoo and I asked her if she'd been tied up before, and how she liked it.

She said she had been raped twice and was tied up both times and would never be tied up or taken that way, again.

I asked her how she could put that on her profile that she was "into" BDSM and bondage then. She didn't answer at first, then she said she was thinking she might be a switch. I said that was fine, but her profile didn't say anything about being a switch. She then said she would change it.

Now, I'm wondering if those sexy pictures on her profile were correct, and if her profile was correct. What I really think she was doing was looking for pointers on how to talk dirty to the guys who called her up. She said she had a strap-on, and the guys loved to see her wear it. She was just looking for information on how to talk to the naughty boys, I guess. Why didn't she just say that on her profile?

 

[SweetDommes]

He sounds like a nice guy, really. He doesn't seem to be a real creep, like some. Theh, I'm not a male sub, so I don't know how they normally act.

I'm assuming he didn't tell you he was the same guy, in the next message? At least his story is the same.

Not a creep, just a moron. He didn't say he was the same guy, but from the same ID with the exact same form letter? I'm not stupid ... it's kinda hard to miss.

 

[Etoile]

Not a creep, just a moron. He didn't say he was the same guy, but from the same ID with the exact same form letter? I'm not stupid ... it's kinda hard to miss.

Maybe it was a mis-click, and he didn't mean to? Who knows...

 

[Bandit58]

I've been registered on collarme for about 3 weeks now, and am meeting some interesting people. A Domme from Melbourne Australia has been very friendly, and I messaged a female slave in Virginia USA and we've had a couple of interesting chats. She is co-owned by two Masters which is something I've never come across before. There are also the usual hopeful Doms who get a "thanks but I am taken" message

Also been exploring the forums there, and posted a couple of times. Still testing the waters!

 

[SweetDommes]

I've been registered on collarme for about 3 weeks now, and am meeting some interesting people. A Domme from Melbourne Australia has been very friendly, and I messaged a female slave in Virginia USA and we've had a couple of interesting chats. She is co-owned by two Masters which is something I've never come across before. There are also the usual hopeful Doms who get a "thanks but I am taken" message

Also been exploring the forums there, and posted a couple of times. Still testing the waters!

Hey, randomly .... did you add "SweetDommes" to your favorites list by chance? We got added by a femsub a while ago, and I'm still trying to figure out why ...

 

[Bandit58]

Hey, randomly .... did you add "SweetDommes" to your favorites list by chance? We got added by a femsub a while ago, and I'm still trying to figure out why ...

*smiles* yes that was me! I have been reading your journal

 

[SweetDommes]

OMG it makes so much more sense now ... I was like "geez, what idiot added me when it's obvious that we aren't what they are looking for ... *grumbles* probably a guy pretending to be a woman" ... ROTFL You should have sent me a message to let me know it was you darn it

 

[Aeroil]

hmm, a quick glance out of curiosity reveals that there's only two people on collarme who live in my city lol, a gay male sub and a bi male switch. And here I was expecting the ratio of BDSM'ers to non in my city to be more than 1:25000 lol

 

[Bandit58]

OMG it makes so much more sense now ... I was like "geez, what idiot added me when it's obvious that we aren't what they are looking for ... *grumbles* probably a guy pretending to be a woman" ... ROTFL You should have sent me a message to let me know it was you darn it

Please accept my profuse apologies ma'am

*note to self - tell Master how remiss I was, could get a spanking out of this*

 

[Krinaia]

When I started this thread, I had a date scheduled with someone that actually became my boyfriend... but as of yesterday, I'm single again. And since I have two months til graduation and no idea where I'll end up moving, my search is not back on, but let's just say i'm not looking forward to starting again.

bleh.bleh.bleh.bleh.bleh

 

[SweetDommes]

*huggles* I know the search sucks, sky, but you'll find someone, I know you will. You are too sweet and too cute to be passed by.

 

[Etoile]

Okay, now here is an interesting one from CollarMe!

This is not your typical Collarme ad. I travel extensively throughout the year, and I would like to find a cat/house sitter who would be able to stay at home and take care of things while I am away. For this I am offering you the chance to live in my home rent free. You will have your own private bedroom, high speed internet, cable TV and TiVo and run of the house. I am NOT looking for any type of relationship situation as I am already involved. This would be more along the lines of a roommate/helper position. I am posting it on Collarme, because I do have a lot of kinky books and toys around, and I don't want to hide my lifestyle choice around a vanilla cat sitter/roommate. I would also prefer a female for this position as it would make me feel more comfortable. You would be able to move in on short notice if needed. I would also prefer you live not too far away so that we can meet and discuss this position in person, but over the phone is a possibility if you are a very special person. If you are interested please contact me through the site and I will get back to you.

She's in "Silicon Valley, California" - sure do wish I lived out there! I'd be happy to catsit in exchange for high speed internet, free TiVo...aw yeah! Her name on CollarMe is "CatSitterWanted" if anybody wants to look her up.

 

[Krinaia]

Okay, now here is an interesting one from CollarMe!

She's in "Silicon Valley, California" - sure do wish I lived out there! I'd be happy to catsit in exchange for high speed internet, free TiVo...aw yeah! Her name on CollarMe is "CatSitterWanted" if anybody wants to look her up.

sounds .... odd... who gets a roommate so that someone can watch their cat?

 

[TNRkitect2b]

sounds .... odd... who gets a roommate so that someone can watch their cat?

Someone who loves her cat.

 

[Bandit58]

Hehehe I'm still giggling over this one. I had a reply from a guy who thought I was a tranny!! Admittedly the pic I have up shows me from the back and I do have quite broad shoulders, but come on!

 

[Marquis]

So I've been trying my hand at the online dating thing.

Going OK so far. I still don't get as many messages as I would like. One of you online macking experts check out my collarme profile (DonatienDeSade) and be my consultant.

 

[TaintedB]

So I've been trying my hand at the online dating thing.

Going OK so far. I still don't get as many messages as I would like. One of you online macking experts check out my collarme profile (DonatienDeSade) and be my consultant.

That sounds like fun. I will tommorow when I am not so sleepy.

 

[Marquis]

I had my sub put up a profile to see what happens. We've received more emails in ten minutes than I got since I signed up a few weeks ago.

God I hate this fucking society. Why can't men just play it cool and make the women come to us?

 

[graceanne]

I had my sub put up a profile to see what happens. We've received more emails in ten minutes than I got since I signed up a few weeks ago.

God I hate this fucking society. Why can't men just play it cool and make the women come to us?

Chivalry? Most women are taught from early on that it's not 'lady like' to take the first step. Heck when I was a teen I wasn't even allowed to call guys, cause my mom thought it was slutty. I'm not saying I agree (I don't), but that's probably why. Frankly, I don't think that any gender should always make the first move, htat it should be mutual, but . . .

Well, no one ever listens to me.