"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

If only I wasn't so goshdarned focused on bringing joy to the lives of children and puppies and the elderly. . . .

 

[Nevyn_Black]

If I were someone else.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I think I’d get more pussy on Lit if I could find e-condoms. I’ve looked all over town with no luck and the ladies tell me that’s the only hold up.

 

[ydahecnot]

If only I wasn't so goshdarned focused on bringing joy to the lives of children and puppies and the elderly. . . .

If that works, patent it

 

[chad132]

Lit had an office and I showed up

 

[PandemicReader8]

...I wasn't so into her.

 

[LustyScribe]

If I used both hands to scroll!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if only I wasn't so emotionally unavailable and just talked about my feelings more.

 

[Dribble]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if only I wasn't so emotionally unavailable and just talked about my feelings more.

Why did this make me laugh? God I am warped

 

[Photog1rl]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if only I wasn't so emotionally unavailable and just talked about my feelings more.

This does not help. 10/10 do not recommend

ITIGMDOL if only I stopped talking to midwesterners.

 

[tolyk]

I think I'd get more dick or pussy on lit if I were actually trying.

 

[thefishfryer]

If I didn't mention my Mrs so much.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Why did this make me laugh? God I am warped

Well, I wrote it because I thought it was funny. But I am warped too, so

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if only I didn't hang out with the wrong crowd. It's y'alls, all y'alls, fault.

 

[tolyk]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if only I didn't hang out with the wrong crowd. It's y'alls, all y'alls, fault.

I'm proudly a slot blocker. (Though my preferred method of blocking is by filling said slot)

 

[barefootgirl69]

If I wasn't so picky and content to wait for a connection and a seduction of my mind.

 

[Nevyn_Black]

If everyone weren't already coupled up

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm proudly a slot blocker. (Though my preferred method of blocking is by filling said slot)

Slot blocker is pretty good, but beaver damned is my favorite term because it makes me laugh every time

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Slot blocker is pretty good, but beaver damned is my favorite term because it makes me laugh every time

I like "clam jammed" myself.

 

[StillRain]

I think anyone on lit could get exactly the amount of dick/pussy they wanted to with basically zero fucking effort. To be honest.

 

[tolyk]

Slot blocker is pretty good, but beaver damned is my favorite term because it makes me laugh every time

Beaver damned is pretty good, especially as a Canadian

I've heard clam jammed too @Whiskeyjack , I just came to with slot blocked on the fly

 

[ydahecnot]

I think anyone on lit could get exactly the amount of dick/pussy they wanted to with basically zero fucking effort. To be honest.

A lot of people put out too much effort, or the wrong kind of effort

 

[ydahecnot]

Beaver damned is pretty good, especially as a Canadian

I've heard clam jammed too @Whiskeyjack , I just came to with slot blocked on the fly

The rest of us males on Lit would have more of a chance if Tol wasn’t showing his stuff, putting the rest of us to shame

 

[smtst5]

I think anyone on lit could get exactly the amount of dick/pussy they wanted to with basically zero fucking effort. To be honest.

I’m putting zero effort in. Does the pussy start arriving at my door tonight or tomorrow?

 

[Nevyn_Black]

I think anyone on lit could get exactly the amount of dick/pussy they wanted to with basically zero fucking effort. To be honest.

Very untrue. Most Lit chicks wouldn't touch me with someone else's pussy.