"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Nightbird]

Well it’s Saturday. But have a good living in the last day!

LOL sorry! I don't know where you live. It's 8:46PM on Friday here.

 

[y=mx+b]

--if I interacted and was more engaging with others.

 

[Apisto42]

——if I was here regularly.

 

[EnigmaSquared]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if only I had a pussy. Or, hell, just an avatar that could even slightly suggest I might have a pussy. Because dudes around here would stick it in a glass of tap water if it's at least room temperature. (Personally, I won't plop my pecker into anything less than some Mr. Pibb, because I need that fizzy tingle on my balls if I'm gonna cum.)

I think I'd get more pussy on Lit if only I weren't such a contemptible dick. But bitches 'round here seem to have standards and that's totally fucking up my game.

 

[Nightbird]

Leaned how to e-bone properly

There is no "Proper" way it's just whatever is exciting to you and your partner. Just do you boo.

 

[Bbl87]

I learned how to e-bone properly

Oh, I'm sure you're plenty capable. Nice try though.

 

[ydahecnot]

I learned how to e-bone properly

Tutoring offers flooding inbox in 5…4…3…

 

[KinkyLaughs]

If I cared about getting more Litty Pussay.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You should have a chat with @Mo_Bandy . He knows all the GILFs

Once you go GILF you never go back to regular skanks. Trust me muh fuckers!

 

[mellowyellows]

Definitely if I were a girl.

 

[spankableBelle]

If I knew the rules...

 

[Nightbird]

If I knew the rules...

Make your own rules.

 

[13Fantasies]

If women handed it out for free like the free samples at Sam's Club

 

[charliemmi]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if my opening line wasn't "Wanna go halfsies on a baby?"

Would "If you are what you eat then tomorrow I will be you" work?

 

[smtst5]

I’d get more Lit pussy if my attention span was longer...hey look butterflies....

 

[Pad_Foot]

If I knew the rules...

Wait? There are rules?
I thought we only had guidelines!!
I need to see the rule book! I must have broken a lot

 

[haha_on_me]

I'd get more Lit pussy if........oh heck, who am I kidding, I'm not getting any.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well, I was thinking that I'd get more dick on Lit if only I wasn't a cunt, but typing it out, I remembered that dicks like cunts, so back to the drawing board.

 

[Dribble]

 

[CharlieFuck32]

Love this thread. I think my nick is part of the problem lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

...if I faked my death.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

if I actually wanted to get more dick/ pussy on lit

 

[Pad_Foot]

Hell, my dick don’t work no more, so why would I want more pussy?
Lady friends? That still interests me

 

[OtherMan]

Perhaps… and I’m just tossing it out there… lord knows I’m wrong often enough…

It’s possible it’s not about getting more of what you want… but wanting more… of what you get.

Depends on if you see the difference between a hook-up… and a connection.

And this…introspective shit… is why I don’t get more.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If I stopped harassing so many females on lit, though they do still reply