"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[AmberLGreen]

If I didn’t use so many rubies on the vajazzle. It looks like a rash

 

[OtherMan]

If I didn’t use so many rubies on the vajazzle. It looks like a rash

and… it’s a lil rough on the dental work.

 

[AmberLGreen]

and… it’s a lil rough on the dental work.

Never thought of that. Maybe I should do the next design using just jelly babies

 

[Cyber_Bella]

If I didn’t use so many rubies on the vajazzle. It looks like a rash

I want a poison apple vajazzle.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I want a poison apple vajazzle.

Pink lady or golden delicious?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wait there is a cool kids club? I never get invited to the fun parties. That must be why I don’t get more pussy.

Honestly, I suspect there is no cool kids club. We are all part of the geeky kids club. That is why we are here.

I'd get more dick and pussy in real life if I was part of the cool kids club. I know this because I was once and I got a hell of a lot of dick, and the occasional pussy as well. The cool kids club isn't here. Those fuckers are getting invites to kinky pop up parties and such.

 

[OtherMan]

Never thought of that. Maybe I should do the next design using just jelly babies

Now you’re thinkin’! A lil sticky/chewy… but… that might be a benefit.

 

[OtherMan]

Pink lady or golden delicious?

Or Granny Smith?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Now you’re thinkin’! A lil sticky/chewy… but… that might be a benefit.

I can put the pink one in a special place and as well as looking tasty, it can double up as a game of hunt the jelly baby

 

[Taegul]

Mabee Id got moar of that Lit pussay if my speling and grammerz was gooder.

Funny to me that spell check only underlined two "words" in that mess.

 

[RachelWalsh]

I think I would get more dick on lit if I had biggers tits...

and possibly if I were cis....

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think I would get more dick if I actually had a pussy

Ooops did I say that out loud

 

[AmberLGreen]

Or Granny Smith?

You should have a chat with @Mo_Bandy . He knows all the GILFs

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Pink lady or golden delicious?

Pink lady of course. *curtsies*

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Or Granny Smith?

I should be insulted, but I’m too young to be a grandma and I have never produced children.

 

[Nightbird]

Honestly, I suspect there is no cool kids club. We are all part of the geeky kids club. That is why we are here.

I'd get more dick and pussy in real life if I was part of the cool kids club. I know this because I was once and I got a hell of a lot of dick, and the occasional pussy as well. The cool kids club isn't here. Those fuckers are getting invites to kinky pop up parties and such.

Oh I dunno, I think your kinda cool.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh I dunno, I think your kinda cool.

aww thanks, but I am boring as all fuck.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I wasn't boring as fuck and about to spend my Friday night painting my nails.

 

[Nightbird]

aww thanks, but I am boring as all fuck.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I wasn't boring as fuck and about to spend my Friday night painting my nails.

I'm spending my Friday night sitting in front of a computer listening to music Im streaming on you tube and surfing LIT.. I'm boring too. What colour are you doing your nails and can we see when they're done? Please.

 

[AmberLGreen]

aww thanks, but I am boring as all fuck.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I wasn't boring as fuck and about to spend my Friday night painting my nails.

I have quite a social weekend going on but had a really busy week with work. I needed to paint my nails before I left for my trip but didn’t have time. I did my fingernails on the train yesterday and my toenails sitting on my sister’s patio this morning

#classylady

 

[Pad_Foot]

Humph?
Maybe if e-boning was still a thing folks did?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Humph?
Maybe if e-boning was still a thing folks did?

It is my main weekly activity,

 

[Pad_Foot]

It is my main weekly activity,

Ok ok… if everyone wasn’t already paired up for e-boning

 

[StillRain]

The dick I wanted/wanted me was still here.

 

[Nightbird]

The dick I wanted/wanted me was still here.

Hello StillRain, happy Friday.

 

[StillRain]

Hello StillRain, happy Friday.

Well it’s Saturday. But have a good living in the last day!