"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Gentledom45]

Would I get more if I said available?

 

[Treeview]

It’s a very small world we inhabit

Too big to paint
Too big to sweep up

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Spam Musubi

Uh YUM!

 

[thefishfryer]

I think I would get more Lit dick if I wasn’t so shy

That makes two of us, shrinking violets.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dudette, have you met most men? A sexy woman throwing donuts is like an automatic 11/10.

I’m not against that as a use for it.

I'm willing to bet you'd get plenty of volunteers for that

Well I stand corrected. So do men like having food thrown at them only when nude, or can they be dressed too? or does it only work with donuts? I have questions.

 

[Bry1313]

Well I stand corrected. So do men like having food thrown at them only when nude, or can they be dressed too? or does it only work with donuts? I have questions.

Just nude, thank you

 

[stevesthename]

I think I'd get more pussy on Lit if I wasn't repeatedly attracted to women on the other side of various oceans. Maybe.

 

[Photog1rl]

I think I’d get more D/P if casual worked for me.

 

[Photog1rl]

I think I’d get more D/P if casual worked for me.

You trying to match her timezone six?

 

[SixShooter14]

You trying to match her timezone six?

Haha No...shes east coast im just up too late

 

[SixShooter14]

I think i might get more lit pussy if 2 things
1) i was more comfy with ONS
2)If i had joined lit and had the confinidence that i have now 10 years ago when i was traveling all over the country on a monthly basis. I've been so near so many litsters that i feel like we could have at least had some drinks.

 

[Orchidea73]

Do people really expect to get dick or pussy from being on this website?

Nah...people expect philosophical debates on dick and pussy.

 

[Apisto42]

Nah...people expect philosophical debates on dick and pussy.

Or art, history, politics, books…

With the right person it’s fabulous.

 

[Dribble]

Well I stand corrected. So do men like having food thrown at them only when nude, or can they be dressed too? or does it only work with donuts? I have questions.

Donuts. Glazed. Hot. Less than a minute old. Fuck....I would even roll over so you can rub my belly

 

[Taegul]

I think I'd get more pussy on Lit if these chicks were sophisticated enough to appreciate a proper toenail collection.

Some women just don't seem to appreciate the dedication that 25 years requires.

 

[THROBBS]

Well I stand corrected. So do men like having food thrown at them only when nude, or can they be dressed too? or does it only work with donuts? I have questions.

Getting little pussy, just occassional pastries.

 

[smtst5]

If I didn’t work so damn much

 

[smtst5]

If the hockey season and playoffs were not as long

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I got Lit pussy up to my elbows you know.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Dude I got Lit pussy up to my elbows you know.

You should have been an obstetrician

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You should have been an obstetrician

Instead of a pimp?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Instead of a pimp?

As well as. Add gynaecologist to your list of fake titles and you would be an all round service guy

 

[positiveflirt]

I'd get more attention here if you all were way more easily impressed! High standards, sheesh

 

[Bry1313]

If I knew when to stop making jokes

 

[nock]

Dude I got Lit pussy up to my elbows you know.

Where, on a crowded subway? You must be really short (or those women super tall) - No? Then you should work on your use of metaphors. Women care about language, especially on lit.