"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Air Hockey Porn?? Umm ok trying REALLY hard not to ask.

Well when I was looking for an educational example of the finger fucking technique that can make me squirt for saltfountain's thread, I then started clicking on the thumbnails of other videos and other videos and other videos and now it is an air hockey theme

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only my porn tastes weren't so odd.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Where, on a crowded subway? You must be really short (or those women super tall) - No? Then you should work on your use of metaphors. Women care about language, especially on lit.

A lot of women don’t care for people jumping in to “correct” someone over something ridiculous. Mo’s funny and there isn’t anything wrong with his post. (It was an idiom, by the way, not a metaphor. If you’re going to correct someone’s language usage, at least be correct.)

I care more about a sense of humour so he can be elbows deep in my lit pussy if he is making me laugh at the same time

THIS

Now you should take a pic

She knows how to follow the photo rules, btw.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Made you laugh (up there)
Tho' it looks like I have no elbows, if you look at my AV. How about balls deep?

He finds the funny tube

How bouncy are those balls? I do like a good exercise workout and a bounce on those might be good for the glutes

 

[AmberLGreen]

currently air hockey porn, don't ask, I fell down a porn hole.

You like a little puff of air in all the right holes?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You like a little puff of air in all the right holes?

and just like that, air hockey table is now on the fuck it list.

 

[AmberLGreen]

cupcakes and energy drinks so far.

I Think I'd Get More Dick on lit if only I wasn't the type of person to be sitting on her couch, in her nighty, watching porn, at 1:30pm, with cupcake crumbs on her boobs.

What flavour cupcake?

 

[Nightbird]

Well when I was looking for an educational example of the finger fucking technique that can make me squirt for saltfountain's thread, I then started clicking on the thumbnails of other videos and other videos and other videos and now it is an air hockey theme

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only my porn tastes weren't so odd.

Wow... Just wow...

 

[AmberLGreen]

and just like that, air hockey table is now on the fuck it list.

Should I also ask if you like a prick in all the right holes too?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What flavour cupcake?

vanilla. I made chocolate last month. Actually, kind of regretting not making chocolate again. I added sprinkles and cherries though, so that helped with less boring.

 

[AmberLGreen]

vanilla. I made chocolate last month. Actually, kind of regretting not making chocolate again. I added sprinkles and cherries though, so that helped with less boring.

Vanilla and cherries is something I never thought I would see together in one of your posts

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Vanilla and cherries is something I never thought I would see together in one of your posts

well as it turns out I have only used vanilla and cherry one other time in the same sentence. The year was 2019, I was also talking cupcakes.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't talk about cupcakes so much. #TeamApril14thCake&CunnilingusDay

 

[flibber]

What are the photos posting rules?

 

[Dribble]

currently air hockey porn, don't ask, I fell down a porn hole.

It is called the five hole for a reason

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What are the photos posting rules?

there are several, but the one she was likely referring to is "lascivious exhibition of the genitals". Generally that, masturbation etc, are hosted on a separate site and remote linked. and usually as a link, rather than an automatically displayed image, especially on a thread like this, were nudity would not be expected. common sites for those of us who post a lot of rule breaking images and gifs of ourselves are like https://imgbb.com/ and I am a https://lensdump.com/ fan for larger gifs.

For them, I assume not hosting anything that could possibly be a law or copyright violation is legal protection. Of course, mods aren't everywhere all the time, so violations occur, and many go unnoticed. Just depends if someone reports them. On a non picture thread, a violation is a lot more likely to be reported, then say my thread in ampics, where you know all out user made pornography is likely

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It is called the five hole for a reason

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't have to google sportsball terms like five hole.

 

[SixShooter14]

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't have to google sportsball terms like five hole.

*off to google five hole

 

[thefishfryer]

Indeed, my romantic prose, slowly wins over the hearts and loins of litsters everywhere....Very slowly. Watch out everyone, sooner or later I may set my sights on romancing you.

I'm counting on it

 

[Nightbird]

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't have to google sportsball terms like five hole.

Hockey isn't a ball sport..

 

[Dribble]

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't have to google sportsball terms like five hole.

Hockey...we got holding...boarding...illegal use of hands...and scoring the winning goal five hole

Edit:...so of course air hockey porn exists

 

[Dribble]

*off to google five hole

Between the legs

 

[SixShooter14]

Hockey isn't a ball sport..

it's not?

shit, off to google hockey

 

[Dribble]

And the pass out from the defensive zone clears...Dribble on a breakaway...he faints left...shifts right....oh my God he slipped it in five hole. Oh that was a slick move. She never saw that one coming

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hockey isn't a ball sport..

it all is sportball damn it. Though I will say chaos word association now makes me think cowgirl fuck when I see hockey mentioned, so I am good with it.

Hockey...we got holding...boarding...illegal use of hands...and scoring the winning goal five hole

Edit:...so of course air hockey porn exists

haha. sportsball does have so many dirty terms to play with

it's not?

shit, off to google hockey

just google cowgirl fuck and thank me later.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't insist on calling every sport "sportsball" and telling dudes their preferred sportball team are pussies.

 

[SixShooter14]

just google cowgirl fuck and thank me later.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't insist on calling every sport "sportsball" and telling dudes their preferred sportball team are pussies.

oh, good idea...

and, you might be right. I call it all sportsball (though I do really know a good bit about sports) and I call most pro sports players pussies.... And I still get hit on by dudes in my PMs

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh, good idea...

and, you might be right. I call it all sportsball (though I do really know a good bit about sports) and I call most pro sports players pussies.... And I still get hit on by dudes in my PMs

damn, I thought dudes had to see your tits before they'd be willing to let calling their sportsball teams pussies slide.