"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[thefishfryer]

If I didn't needs to sleep now and then.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Where, on a crowded subway? You must be really short (or those women super tall) - No? Then you should work on your use of metaphors. Women care about language, especially on lit.

You talkin to a muh fucker who dont give a fuck muh fucker!

 

[thefishfryer]

If I shaved my pubes.

It seems women hate having to search for it.

 

[THROBBS]

If I shaved my pubes.

It seems women hate having to search for it.

I don't know any women who search for pubes. How odd.
So you'd shave and put them in a jar, for easy access?
Right after Parsley and Pepper...



What!? OH!!!!!!!!

In that case be EXTRA careful shaving! Might just mow the member down.

 

[Krigirl1233]

Do people really expect to get dick or pussy from being on this website?

LOL ain’t that the truth!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Where, on a crowded subway? You must be really short (or those women super tall) - No? Then you should work on your use of metaphors. Women care about language, especially on lit.

I care more about a sense of humour so he can be elbows deep in my lit pussy if he is making me laugh at the same time

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I care more about a sense of humour so he can be elbows deep in my lit pussy if he is making me laugh at the same time

so does that mean that you don't want to hear about your window cleaner eyes, all blue and sparkling or your washing machine cunt, all wet and often with hands elbows deep?

I'd think I get more dick on lit if only I didn't use my best romantic metaphors and similes on Amber.

 

[THROBBS]

I care more about a sense of humour so he can be elbows deep in my lit pussy if he is making me laugh at the same time

Made you laugh (up there)
Tho' it looks like I have no elbows, if you look at my AV. How about balls deep?

 

[Nightbird]

so does that mean that you don't want to hear about your window cleaner eyes, all blue and sparkling or your washing machine cunt, all wet and often with hands elbows deep?

I'd think I get more dick on lit if only I didn't use my best romantic metaphors and similes on Amber.

This is pure poetic beauty..

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This is pure poetic beauty..

Indeed, my romantic prose, slowly wins over the hearts and loins of litsters everywhere....Very slowly. Watch out everyone, sooner or later I may set my sights on romancing you.

 

[Nightbird]

Indeed, my romantic prose, slowly wins over the hearts and loins of litsters everywhere....Very slowly. Watch out everyone, sooner or later I may set my sights on romancing you.

Your words make me swoon..

 

[flibber]

So you are saying I shouldn't be using the pictures like I do in a restaurant where I am all "oh this looks good. I want this" ? Ooops, my bad.

Pictures are good for those of us that can't read

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Pictures are good for those of us that can't read

indeed. Plus, damn it, I will use litsters avi's like a restaurant menu if I want.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't mention thinking about eating other litsters. Wait, that sounds wrong. I'd probably get more dick on lit if only I talked about eating other litsters more, wouldn't I? Lit is a special place indeed.

 

[nock]

I care more about a sense of humour so he can be elbows deep in my lit pussy if he is making me laugh at the same time

elbowing you instead of fisting you, never thought of that, have to try

 

[flibber]

indeed. Plus, damn it, I will use litsters avi's like a restaurant menu if I want.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I didn't mention thinking about eating other litsters. Wait, that sounds wrong. I'd probably get more dick on lit if only I talked about eating other litsters more, wouldn't I? Lit is a special place indeed.

What is on the menu today?

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[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What is on the menu today?

cupcakes and energy drinks so far.

I Think I'd Get More Dick on lit if only I wasn't the type of person to be sitting on her couch, in her nighty, watching porn, at 1:30pm, with cupcake crumbs on her boobs.

 

[Redrain90]

I think I would get more on lit if I posted more/was more out going, but on the other hand forum boards are perfect for an introvert like myself so I don't know.

 

[Nightbird]

cupcakes and energy drinks so far.

I Think I'd Get More Dick on lit if only I wasn't the type of person to be sitting on her couch, in her nighty, watching porn, at 1:30pm, with cupcake crumbs on her boobs.

What kinda porn?

 

[flibber]

cupcakes and energy drinks so far.

I Think I'd Get More Dick on lit if only I wasn't the type of person to be sitting on her couch, in her nighty, watching porn, at 1:30pm, with cupcake crumbs on her boobs.

Now you should take a pic

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Indeed, my romantic prose, slowly wins over the hearts and loins of litsters everywhere....Very slowly. Watch out everyone, sooner or later I may set my sights on romancing you.

I’m safe. I’m to damn fugly for anyone who might think about romancing

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What kinda porn?

currently air hockey porn, don't ask, I fell down a porn hole.

 

[SixShooter14]

cupcakes and energy drinks so far.

I Think I'd Get More Dick on lit if only I wasn't the type of person to be sitting on her couch, in her nighty, watching porn, at 1:30pm, with cupcake crumbs on her boobs.

Chaos undressed theme? Self Pleasure Saturday?

Edit: it seems the theme is "dick root day" but I doubt anyone would complain about a Justa self-pleasure day!

 

[Nightbird]

currently air hockey porn, don't ask, I fell down a porn hole.

Air Hockey Porn?? Umm ok trying REALLY hard not to ask.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Chaos undressed theme? Self Pleasure Saturday?

sure, what ever you want. I am slacking this week.

 

[SixShooter14]

sure, what ever you want. I am slacking this week.

see the edit!