"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[SixShooter14]

damn, I thought dudes had to see your tits before they'd be willing to let calling their sportsball teams pussies slide.

nah... you just gotta lay it on with thick sarcasm and be prepared to back it up if they get their sensitive little feelings hurt!!!

 

[Series 6]

I'd get more if people would ask me for some.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Where, on a crowded subway? You must be really short (or those women super tall) - No? Then you should work on your use of metaphors. Women care about language, especially on lit.

A dude working , is a dude working. If he’s writing a pitch , making a pitch or writing some smut. Yes I agree , language matters . Some skanks like being callEd skanks for tips , they never ever really get as turned on by lower case mumble , language matters on Lit.

it’s a beaten lit dead horse , next time pick a winner , And that’s me being nice .

I get plenty of ass , attention and Lit being aFUCKINGPRICK …..lol I used my sam kinison font !!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

nah... you just gotta lay it on with thick sarcasm and be prepared to back it up if they get their sensitive little feelings hurt!!!

yeah, sending tits just seems easier.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I noticed if I hurt a man's feelings and responded in a way more supportive than sending tits.

 

[SixShooter14]

yeah, sending tits just seems easier.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I noticed if I hurt a man's feelings and responded in a way more supportive than sending tits.

just send 'em it's the most supporting thing to do.

I'd get more dick if I had tits. (thank the Lord I don't)

 

[nock]

yeah, sending tits just seems easier.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I noticed if I hurt a man's feelings and responded in a way more supportive than sending tits.

Or in his case, he could start sending unsolicited ellbow-pics

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Or in his case, he could start sending unsolicited ellbow-pics

That cocksucker, might ! He‘s thirsty like that , he’s always working.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

yeah, sending tits just seems easier.

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I noticed if I hurt a man's feelings and responded in a way more supportive than sending tits.

D- Block says send pubic trimmins and smelly panties , please.

 

[THROBBS]

He finds the funny tube

How bouncy are those balls? I do like a good exercise workout and a bounce on those might be good for the glutes

Have a "bounce" on my ball.

 

[ExplorePleasure]

I think I would get more pussy or dick if I wasn’t demisexual.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

...if I ever supplied visuals.

(Not saying that I or my pics are necessarily anything very special, but I wonder how many here are really happy to play with someone who won't show them anything? Just curious).

It wouldn’t bother me if I had great chemistry with the person. I also have a huge aural kink, so if audio was involved I’d be very happy.

I think it would only potentially become an issue if we got really close (they’re my person) over an extended period of time (years.)

 

[AmberLGreen]

...if I ever supplied visuals.

(Not saying that I or my pics are necessarily anything very special, but I wonder how many here are really happy to play with someone who won't show them anything? Just curious).

Don’t supply the visuals. Your mystique is so fucking sexy

Personally I wouldn’t need to see any part of a person to have a friendship with them. If things turned into more than a friendship then I would probably want something to show I wasn’t being catfished by a member of the same sex and a voice message would be enough for that (for me anyway)

 

[Sundayschild]

I guess audio would fulfil a similar role to visuals in confirming the person you're messaging is broadly what you're expecting.

Actually, it's probably better. Even when I had a pic in my AV, one optimistic man seemed to think I was female. No one who's heard my voice is going to get that wrong!!

I never show nuffin! Should change my name to secret squirrel.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I never show nuffin! Should change my name to secret squirrel.

Hmmm, surely that means that you always show something

Box is open

 

[Sundayschild]

Hmmm, surely that means that you always show something

Box is open

Damn your undefeatable logic!!

Ok Pandora

 

[AmberLGreen]

Damn your undefeatable logic!!

Ok Pandora

Are you trying to woo me with your little charms?

 

[Sundayschild]

Are you trying to woo me with your little charms?

Now that was calculated... Wise to your games

 

[Alexander1977]

Tell me what's holding you back from getting more Lit tail than you'd like.

Are you always putting your foot in your mouth? Scaring the Lit ladies away with your knife collection? Confessing your love after two PMs? Is your cock too damn intimidating? C'mon tell me.

I would absolutely happy with one nice and open women, so I haven't to collect

 

[AmberLGreen]

So I'm basically the human equivalent of bagpipes. Romantic and intriguing at a distance, in the mist, out of sight, on the other side of a hill. But just a disappointing, overinflated, noisy windbag on closer inspection.

Oh well.

You have just made the mystique a little more sexy. Fanning myself at the thought of you in tartan (not green) and sounding like a young Sean Connery

 

[kentuckymtnman]

ITIGMLD/PIO Amber would answer my PMs.

 

[thefishfryer]

ITIGMLD/PIO Amber would answer my PMs.

You reckon. I'm still waiting for her to pm me.

 

[AmberLGreen]

ITIGMLD/PIO I checked my PMs more regularly

 

[thefishfryer]

ITIGMLD/PIO I checked my PMs more regularly

I was tempted to misquote Ian Fleming "once a Queen always a Queen, but once a Knight is enough" But I think perhaps once a night might not be enough if I were lucky enough................

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

It’s a tough question to answer, and perhaps I should look inward.

I’d get more pussy on lit if my availability wasn’t so hit and miss.

 

[AmberLGreen]

It’s a tough question to answer, and perhaps I should look inward.

I’d get more pussy on lit if my availability wasn’t so hit and miss.

As long as your aim isn’t hit and miss, you should be ok