"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Bbl87]

Clearly your short ass daily anthem. I’ve figured it all out. You are tiny. Like moi.

Fun sized. Fun sized.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I think I'd get more pussy if I quit being such a nice guy.

 

[SixShooter14]

Sometimes I post before thinking it through

I rarely post without thinking and overthinking. I'd say I post 80% of what I type out.

Perhaps I should send more of those deleted posts (such as this one which I've typed out 3 times in the last hours)

Also, maybe I should be less sarcastic? But it's the only language I'm fluent in

 

[MrsPassion]

Fun sized. Fun sized.

No. I’m fun sized. Bry is short

 

[Bbl87]

No. I’m fun sized.

Fair.

Have you ever heard the saying good things come in small packages? I've been told I'm a good thing...

 

[default24]

Is your cock too damn intimidating?

I feel attacked

 

[GallantWriter]

No. I’m fun sized. Bry is short

Sometimes fun size is just what the doctor ordered.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Fair.

Have you ever heard the saying good things come in small packages? I've been told I'm a good thing...

No, but I have heard the saying good things come to those who wait or big things do come in smaller packages.

 

[default24]

Sometimes fun size is just what the doctor ordered.

I've heard some people prefer it!

 

[GallantWriter]

If I spent less time writing and more time conversing

I mean if people read more of what you wrote you might also get more.

 

[Bry1313]

I take things here too seriously. It bums people out.

 

[default24]

If I spent less time writing and more time conversing

I mean if people read more of what you wrote you might also get more.

I'm gonna go in a different direction, all she has to do is ask

 

[GallantWriter]

I'm gonna go in a different direction, all she has to do is ask

Such a simple action haha

 

[SixShooter14]

If I posted in more "litster above you..." threads....shit, so much for less sarcasm.

 

[Bbl87]

No, but I have heard the saying good things come to those who wait or big things do come in smaller packages.

Also true.

 

[MrsPassion]

Fair.

Have you ever heard the saying good things come in small packages? I've been told I'm a good thing...

Unless it’s jewelry or me hiding in a FedEx box I don’t believe it

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Speak for yourself muh fuckers I get more Lit pussy than Vince Neal did in 1986.

 

[Taegul]

Speak for yourself muh fuckers I get more Lit pussy than Vince Neal did in 1986.

Vince Neil was on Lit? Crazy!

 

[Bry1313]

No. I’m fun sized. Bry is short

Just sad and unnecessary

 

[kentuckymtnman]

I’d get more if PLP would answer my PMs

 

[Lonelywife1205]

yeah, cleaning products are surely the way to a man's dick.

So you’ve met my husband.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I think I'd get more pussy on lit if I was on more than once a week

 

[StillRain]

Probably if I wasn’t such a mopey cunt.

 

[ydahecnot]

I think I’d get more Lit pussy if I wasn’t so desperate for lit pussy

I would get more if I stopped focusing on liking where this is going

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Remember when guys used to be able to request a “read receipt” when they sent you a PM?

Those guys got ALL the pussy.