"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Wand3rlust]

What is the opposite of porn? For things that actively turn people off? Its that kind of food cult.

Anti porn? Ex-porn? Unporn? Disporn?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Anti porn? Ex-porn? Unporn? Disporn?

Ex-porn sounds like sexy porn featuring lusty exes who just want each other for sex.

Disporn sounds like porn that featuring critical dirty talk

Unporn is too mild of a description. An empty wall is unporn.

So... antiporn wins by default

And that reminds me... Ill get more Lit pussy/dick if I had a sexy avatar or if anyone knew my gender.

 

[Bbl87]

Of all the places in the world to turn a friendship sexual, this should be among the easiest

True, but at times I also feel like that subtext is TOO everpresent so I don't like to push it.

 

[drobert44]

Hang on is this some food porn fetish secret society?

I do ambiance, not food.......

 

[Bry1313]

How do you feel about spray cheese and ketchup or a combo of oreo, peanut butter, and ketchup?

Im not saying there are videos, but im also not saying there are not videos.

We don’t talk about Oreos no, no, no.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think I’d get more lit pussy if I didn’t suggest putting spray cheese on oreos

 

[Booboobear84]

How do you feel about spray cheese and ketchup or a combo of oreo, peanut butter, and ketchup?

Im not saying there are videos, but im also not saying there are not videos.

That’s just wrong

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We don’t talk about Oreos no, no, no.

I still have most of a pack left and plenty of ketchup if you want some more antiporn...

 

[Bry1313]

I still have most of a pack left and plenty of ketchup if you want some more antiporn...

Is this how you are causing that inverted dick you posted about a few days ago?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Probably would if I wasn’t so quiet and shy

 

[base10]

I think I’d get more lit pussy if I didn’t suggest putting spray cheese on oreos

I'm struggling to think of a more vile flavor combo. This isn't arousing at all

 

[deft]

I'd probably get more dick on Lit if I spoke to more fellas, 'cos they give it up real easy

 

[Cat]

I'm struggling to think of a more vile flavor combo. This isn't arousing at all

Easy!!! Duck paté with Nutella...

.... Nope, not arousing, but fun and vile!

 

[base10]

Easy!!! Duck paté with Nutella...

.... Nope, not arousing, but fun and vile!

Honestly that sounds better

 

[Cat]

Honestly that sounds better

I am questioning your taste buds..

... But then again, I have not tried it.. what I have tried, is a creamy pudding.. Kinda custard maybe? Made of chocolate and blue cheese.. and it was divine!!

 

[base10]

I am questioning your taste buds..

I was thinking if you get a bit of nuttiness with the pate, trying for force some complimentary flavors

Spray cheese is also just an abomination

 

[Cat]

I was thinking if you get a bit of nuttiness with the pate, trying for force some complimentary flavors

Spray cheese is also just an abomination

... You may have a valid point there..

I might have to try this one day!!

 

[WerdNerd]

...if I baked cookies.

 

[Bbl87]

Probably would if I wasn’t so quiet and shy

 

[base10]

... You may have a valid point there..

I might have to try this one day!!

I don't think I can make it sexual with the pate though

Eating nutella of someone sounds appealing

 

[Lmizzler]

Is this how you are causing that inverted dick you posted about a few days ago?

This is absolutely how she is doing it! @OrdinaryPerson

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Easy!!! Duck paté with Nutella...

.... Nope, not arousing, but fun and vile!

*hopes this is a theoretical combination and not a real thing

 

[Indie]

And that reminds me... Ill get more Lit pussy/dick if I had a sexy avatar or if anyone knew my gender.

I'm pretty sure everyone knows you're a sexy, young asian guy.

 

[Bbl87]

I'm pretty sure everyone knows you're a sexy, young asian guy.

Though to be fair, I imagine half of the people claiming to be sexy young asian women online are actually 400 lbs dudes living in their mother's basement.

Not that I'm making that accusation of OP, just saying in general.

 

[Bry1313]

Though to be fair, I imagine half of the people claiming to be sexy young asian women online are actually 400 lbs dudes living in their mother's basement.

Not that I'm making that accusation of OP, just saying in general.

Oh you definitely just made that accusation