"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[jeff_is_smiling]

If only the women of lit had both poor vision and lower morals...

 

[Photog1rl]

If only the women of lit had both poor vision and lower morals...

I think I need to see a pic to decide if this is true.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I think I need to see a pic to decide if this is true.

Perhaps, but what about the lowering of their standards?

 

[Photog1rl]

Perhaps, but what about the lowering of their standards?

Ok, fair. Also send me some audio. That’ll help me decide.
And what I'm deciding is if standards need to be lowered.

 

[VincentFloyd]

Hot singles were in my area

 

[SlyderInside]

I actually posted more frequently

 

[Crankbait88]

I think id get more pussy If women truly enjoyed rich men with a huge penis who enjoyed cuddling and listening about their day.

 

[Photog1rl]

I think id get more pussy If women truly enjoyed rich men with a huge penis who enjoyed cuddling and listening about their day.

Maybe try feeding them tacos and telling them they are pretty.

 

[Crankbait88]

Maybe try feeding them tacos and telling them they are pretty. ‍♀

Fuggin tacos. It's always the tacos. Because all of them are pretty.

 

[Photog1rl]

Fuggin tacos. It's always the tacos. Because all of them are pretty.

Lol true. Gotta get tacos.
Also…im not sure what happened with my emoji choice. Haha
I'm blaming being sick

 

[Bry1313]

If I wasn’t a disappointment

 

[MrsPassion]

Shit idk…maybe if I put a little effort into it

 

[Tallulah82]

I'd definitely get more dick if I could break my habit of treating it like a whack-a-mole.

A dick pops up, and I just can't help myself. I yelp and slap.

 

[deft]

I'd definitely get more dick if I could break my habit of treating it like a whack-a-mole.

A dick pops up, and I just can't help myself. I yelp and slap.

I’d get more pussy on Lit if I stopped popping my dick up

 

[Tallulah82]

I’d get more pussy on Lit if I started popping my dick up

Haha! Uhm. Don't you do that already? Not calling you a hoe or anything but, you know...

 

[deft]

Haha! Uhm. Don't you do that already? Not calling you a hoe or anything but, you know...

A boy’s gotta graft, right?

 

[Tallulah82]

A boy’s gotta graft, right?

And a girl's gotta whack.

 

[deft]

And a girl's gotta whack.

Kinky!

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I'd get more female attention on Lit if I didn't ask for their fax number.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If videos of me didnt give guys "inverted penis"

 

[Booboobear84]

If videos of me didnt give guys "inverted penis"

I don't believe you. Send me some and I'll be the judge;-)

 

[filt]

I would get a damn sight more Lit pussy if I stopped sending pictures of model train sets

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don't believe you. Send me some and I'll be the judge;-)

How do you feel about spray cheese?

 

[Booboobear84]

How do you feel about spray cheese?

Kinky

 

[ShaneoD]

How do you feel about spray cheese?

Did anyone else almost get sick?