"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Wand3rlust]

I would get a damn sight more Lit pussy if I stopped sending pictures of model train sets

No kink shaming here...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Did anyone else almost get sick?

Did i just give you an inverted penis too? Damnit

 

[base10]

No kink shaming here...

Hahahaha, but seriously no kink shaming

 

[ShaneoD]

Did i just give you an inverted penis too? Damnit

I'm going to need a hot shower if I ever want to see him again

 

[filt]

No kink shaming here...

It is usually the part where I show “the train arriving at the station” that kills it

 

[Wand3rlust]

It is usually the part where I show “the train arriving at the station” that kills it

That's cos people want the money shot..

 

[deft]

I think I'd get more pussy on Lit if I didn't keep going on about my sore knee... or about how Debi ruined my coiffure... and how, sometimes, my right foot flares up, too, ...and makes me limp quite badly and, also...

 

[Booboobear84]

I think I'd get more pussy on Lit if women would just lower their standards

 

[Lmizzler]

If videos of me didnt give guys "inverted penis"

What kind of monster would say such a horrific thing about you!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What kind of monster would say such a horrific thing about you!

Somebody super mean.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Somebody super mean.

And who cant stop laughing apparently.
Id get more Lit dick if guys would stop laughing at me.

 

[Lmizzler]

I think I’d get more pussy on Lit if I stopped making friends.

 

[Bbl87]

I think I’d get more pussy on Lit if I stopped making friends.

Same. Good way of putting it.

And who cant stop laughing apparently.
Id get more Lit dick if guys would stop laughing at me.

I mean, I can laugh and cum at the same time.

 

[Indie]

I think I’d get more pussy on Lit if I stopped making friends.

Hey that's what I've been saying! See!

If I stopped being such a good friend.

 

[sno_22]

Hey that's what I've been saying! See!

Being friends doesn't mean no sex, friends with benefits is a thing for a reason, just saying.

 

[Indie]

Being friends doesn't mean no sex, friends with benefits is a thing for a reason, just saying.

I must have the wrong friends

 

[sno_22]

I must have the wrong friends

Make more friends then? Or maybe you've got the right friends now and nobody's willing to risk the friendship.

 

[Bbl87]

I must have the wrong friends

Nah, just gotta ply them correctly.

Friends with benefits is pretty much all I have around here. And I have some friends with some very good looking benefits.

 

[Bbl87]

Make more friends then? Or maybe you've got the right friends now and nobody's willing to risk the friendship.

Or friends don't think you're interested in them that way. I feel like that happens plenty on here.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

How do you feel about spray cheese?

I feel traumatized by spray cheese and oreos in the same sentence and have been scrubbing my eyes with bleach since @Indie assaulted me with that video. This is not the kind of perverted I enjoy!

Did anyone else almost get sick?

Yes!

And who cant stop laughing apparently.
Id get more Lit dick if guys would stop laughing at me.

I’ve found a very strong correlation between how hard someone makes me laugh and the likelihood of orgasms. Bonus points for gallows and straight up wrong humor. My cunt is a cunt

 

[Lorack]

I have never gotten pussy off Lit...if you have one and want to share let me know.

but I have honestly never tried..Now that i'm single, Puts the sign in the window NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS.

 

[base10]

Or friends don't think you're interested in them that way. I feel like that happens plenty on here.

Of all the places in the world to turn a friendship sexual, this should be among the easiest

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I feel traumatized by spray cheese and oreos in the same sentence and have been scrubbing my eyes with bleach since @Indie assaulted me with that video. This is not the kind of perverted I enjoy!


Yes!


I’ve found a very strong correlation between how hard someone makes me laugh and the likelihood of orgasms. Bonus points for gallows and straight up wrong humor. My cunt is a cunt

How do you feel about spray cheese and ketchup or a combo of oreo, peanut butter, and ketchup?

Im not saying there are videos, but im also not saying there are not videos.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hang on is this some food porn fetish secret society?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hang on is this some food porn fetish secret society?

What is the opposite of porn? For things that actively turn people off? Its that kind of food cult.