"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[FunLi]

I rarely post without thinking and overthinking. I'd say I post 80% of what I type out.

Perhaps I should send more of those deleted posts (such as this one which I've typed out 3 times in the last hours)

Also, maybe I should be less sarcastic? But it's the only language I'm fluent in

Sarcasm is one of my love languages

With friendly banter, I rarely overthink before posting. It’s the other 99% that I overthink and nine times out of ten will ignore certain threads, or hesitate with what I post.

 

[Nightbird]

you’d get more pussy if you were taller

Or if he went to the Humane Society I hear they have tons to adopt.

 

[Bbl87]

Well, this has been an eye-opening and educational thread... Only I have no idea what the hell is going on...

That's how I am with half the threads on here. Just smile and nod...

 

[Esslemont]

…..it was humanly possible to do so through a computer website.


Lonely you are….lonely you’ll remain.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

…..it was humanly possible to do so through a computer website.


Lonely you are….lonely you’ll remain.

As opposed to a non computer website?

 

[MatMacL616]

As opposed to a non computer website?

Arachnids?

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Arachnids?

Spider websites

 

[MatMacL616]

Yeah I guess that’s still computer based. Web websites if you will.

Aaaaand we may have stumbled onto what I need to do to get more (any) pussy on Lit

 

[MedicalMuse]

I rarely post without thinking and overthinking. I'd say I post 80% of what I type out.

Perhaps I should send more of those deleted posts (such as this one which I've typed out 3 times in the last hours)

Also, maybe I should be less sarcastic? But it's the only language I'm fluent in

So, sarcasm is sexy.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I think I just need to post more nudies. Then hellooooooo snooch.

I think NRJ would get more pussy if he stopped calling it snooch

What if I want to feel short for a change?
See, since it’s my hookup, I shouldn’t have to settle. I can fuck myself just fine. I get to be choosy about what I want, just like everyone else.

Is there such a thing a height switch? If not, I’m declaring it a thing. You can be taller when I’m barefoot and I get to be taller when I’m wearing heels

 

[SixShooter14]

So, sarcasm is sexy.

perhaps... but only if the other party comprehends it.. I've unknowingly pissed off a few folks online (at least 1 here)

 

[bikerbonez]

Perhaps if I logged on more regularly

 

[MedicalMuse]

I think NRJ would get more pussy if he stopped calling it snooch

Is there such a thing a height switch? If not, I’m declaring it a thing. You can be taller when I’m barefoot and I get to be taller when I’m wearing heels

perhaps... but only if the other party comprehends it.. I've unknowingly pissed off a few folks online (at least 1 here)

I get you mostly. Sometimes the sarcasm is dry enough I have to wonder.

 

[SixShooter14]

I get you mostly. Sometimes the sarcasm is dry enough I have to wonder.

for better or worse.... I post A LOT with a sarcastic undertone. But I also try to be genuine and substantial when the situation calls for it.

I'm also sarcastic IRL... It's part of being so desensitized to emotion that everything (the good and bad) just bounces off with a witty quip or stuffed down in a little black hole where emotions go to die.

 

[Nevyn_Black]

*hysterical laughter* Why don't you tell  me what Id have to do to get some Lit pussy?

 

[Mei5ter]

Is it a nice market with phallic shaped vegetables because I would happily settle for one of those right now

As Frank Sinatra so nearly sang:

"Courgettes...I've had a few..."

 

[AmberLGreen]

As Frank Sinatra so nearly sang:

"Courgettes...I've had a few..."

“But then again…parsnips go deeper…”

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I’m telling you…no one wants the shorties

Love the shorties...they make me feel Tall.

 

[English_Oak]

...I had more time.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Love the shorties...they make me feel Tall.

See?

 

[ydahecnot]

If I ended the last sentence with a period

 

[English_Oak]

If I ended the last sentence with a period

grammar is important to some.

 

[ydahecnot]

grammar is important to some.

Alas

 

[English_Oak]

Alas

I've never understood the obsession English grammar is all made up nonsense so rich Victorians could exploit poor ones!

 

[GallantWriter]

Sometimes it's easy to just jump at surface level, and be sexy, and it's great for a moment, but it's better to strive to know people while also doing that. It can make someone's day to ask about them, and sometimes people don't do that, do they?