"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[GreatWhiteCock]

Remember when guys used to be able to request a “read receipt” when they sent you a PM?

Those guys got ALL the pussy.

"Save some pussy for the rest of us"

 

[ydahecnot]

If only you all read any of my threads that teach you had to be better humans… you would be dripping in bitches like me.

I don’t want a bitch like you

 

[ydahecnot]

Where are all those 18 year old girls?

You have to be 43

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don’t want a bitch like you

But I have been crowned King Bitch. You cannot get better than that.

Clever post, by the way. I had to read what I wrote and dammit… your post was too good.

 

[StillRain]

Why the fuck does my phone want to autocorrect pussy to to Pusey all the time.

These are the questions that torment my mind. No wonder I’m so fucking mopey.

 

[Nightbird]

Why the fuck does my phone want to autocorrect pussy to to Pusey all the time.

These are the questions that torment my mind. No wonder I’m so fucking mopey.

And the word fuck to duck.. It's NEVER duck come on..

 

[Bry1313]

Remember when guys used to be able to request a “read receipt” when they sent you a PM?

Those guys got ALL the pussy.

So I need that feature back! Doesn’t sound creepy at all to have that turned on.

 

[ydahecnot]

And dayum, this thread took off

 

[MrsPassion]

Just sad and unnecessary

You got in between my and my cake. Today we’re enemies.

 

[spankableBelle]

Well, this has been an eye-opening and educational thread... Only I have no idea what the hell is going on...

 

[Bry1313]

You got in between my and my cake. Today we’re enemies.

You got puddled anyways, deluxe style

 

[MatMacL616]

Why the fuck does my phone want to autocorrect pussy to to Pusey all the time.

These are the questions that torment my mind. No wonder I’m so fucking mopey.

I’m thinking there has to be someone out there being clever with the pseudonym Gary Pusey. We should get to the bottom of this to help relieve the mope.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Well, this has been an eye-opening and educational thread... Only I have no idea what the hell is going on...

You clearly need more virtual sex, Spank

 

[Lonelywife1205]

So I need that feature back! Doesn’t sound creepy at all to have that turned on.

Instant lady boner!

 

[MrsPassion]

You got puddled anyways, deluxe style

I know but still…it’s the principle. You interrupted an invitation only soirée

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Well, this has been an eye-opening and educational thread... Only I have no idea what the hell is going on...

To be fair. How much did you know was going on before the thread?

 

[Bry1313]

I know but still…it’s the principle. You interrupted an invitation only soirée

Just the public facing one…..

 

[13Fantasies]

If both @LizVegas79 and @JerseyJade endorsed my skills.

 

[spankableBelle]

To be fair. How much did you know was going on before the thread?

More than I know now, I think.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

More than I know now, I think.

That's deep, man.

 

[MrsPassion]

Just the public facing one…..

Public?! The thread…was quiet…cozy…then here comes you. Demanding nom noms.

 

[Bry1313]

Public?! The thread…was quiet…cozy…then here comes you. Demanding nom noms.

I like nom noms

 

[MrsPassion]

I like nom noms

You and your nom noms:

 

[Bry1313]

You and your nom noms:

Well I don’t get pussy, so nom noms it is

 

[MrsPassion]

Well I don’t get pussy, so nom noms it is

you’d get more pussy if you were taller