"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'd get more lit dick if only lit wasn't sitting here telling me that I need to wait 150 seconds before sending another message. WTF Lit. Lit dick is a numbers game, I need to move faster than that.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I’d get more dick or pussy if I could just stop overthinking about it.

 

[JDSMistress]

If apps could only have touch...lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

*hysterical laughter* Why don't you tell  me what Id have to do to get some Lit pussy?

Have you tried telling them flowery stuff about their eyes? I still think my "your eyes are as blue as window cleaner" line is going work well. #nailedit

 

[MedicalMuse]

Have you tried telling them flowery stuff about their eyes? I still think my "your eyes are as blue as window cleaner" line is going work well. #nailedit

Can confirm.

 

[dillan1971]

I think I would get more dick on Lit if I pretended to be more lady and less slutty

Not sure that would work. Some guys like the slutty o es

 

[LIDiver]

I think i’d get more pussy on Lit if it wasn’t for that damn typo in my first posted story! For the lust of the gods it’s “from” NOT “form”!!!
(Screams and runs naked form the house….)

 

[Lmizzler]

I think I’d get more Lit Pussy if I had a pussy instead of a dick.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I think I'd get more lit pussy if lit wasn't making me wait 180 seconds between copy/past of @Whiskeyjack's note

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think I'd get more lit pussy if lit wasn't making me wait 180 seconds between copy/past of @Whiskeyjack's note

indeed

 

[LIDiver]

indeed

Indeed only requires 45 seconds between resume posts.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Indeed only requires 45 seconds between resume posts.

maybe I will try that instead of the form letter.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Indeed only requires 45 seconds between resume posts.

#themoreyouknow #nowI'msendingindeedtwatrequests

 

[Cymru9696]

I think I’d get more Lit Pussy if I had a pussy instead of a dick.

Preach

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Have you tried telling them flowery stuff about their eyes? I still think my "your eyes are as blue as window cleaner" line is going work well. #nailedit

Yer tits remind me of body pillows. So comforting and soft. Did that work? Can we bang now?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If I was more forward maybe? I dunno?

It’s hard being new and knowing what to do

Being new is one of those odd places where you tend to get much less lit pussy but much more lit dick. You can either change what you are going for, or just jump into threads and participate until you are no longer new.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I cant get any more Lit pussy than I already do so go talk to some other muh fucker.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yer tits remind me of body pillows. So comforting and soft. Did that work? Can we bang now?

I think you are supposed to be looking at chicks eyes when you run the romantic pick up lines, not their tits. Like my eyes remind you of body pillows or something.

 

[Jd192235]

I’d get more dick or pussy if I could just stop overthinking about it.

I’ve heard it’s harder to think from your knees

 

[Joxlrg]

I should be swimming in Lit Pussy

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I should be swimming in Lit Pussy

why, been sending out the form letter?

 

[Nevyn_Black]

I think you are supposed to be looking at chicks eyes when you run the romantic pick up lines, not their tits. Like my eyes remind you of body pillows or something.

Your eyes remind me of...uhh...how bored you are and that you would rather be doing something more fun?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Your eyes remind me of...uhh...how bored you are and that you would rather be doing something more fun?

Never doubt the depths of my boredom. That shit is limitless.

 

[ydahecnot]

Being new is one of those odd places where you tend to get much less lit pussy but much more lit dick. You can either change what you are going for, or just jump into threads and participate until you are no longer new.

The bolded part is so true. The second part has some wisdom in it too. Just try less and put your personality out there more, get actual convos going, and things will work out

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'd get more lit dick if only lit wasn't sitting here telling me that I need to wait 150 seconds before sending another message. WTF Lit. Lit dick is a numbers game, I need to move faster than that.

Have you tried telling them flowery stuff about their eyes? I still think my "your eyes are as blue as window cleaner" line is going work well. #nailedit

Yer tits remind me of body pillows. So comforting and soft. Did that work? Can we bang now?

I think you are supposed to be looking at chicks eyes when you run the romantic pick up lines, not their tits. Like my eyes remind you of body pillows or something.

Your eyes remind me of...uhh...how bored you are and that you would rather be doing something more fun?

Never doubt the depths of my boredom. That shit is limitless.

This entire exchange has me cracking up!

I'd get more pussy if I'd stop being so serious.