I would like to talk to married men about something really naughty.

[AmberLGreen]

Oh and no matter what the latest catalogue says, do not buy her a cleaning appliance of any kind.

And never tell her it has better suction than her

 

[ctarrantella]

You know, I've been married 20+ years and never once thought of this.
Every year, I ask my wife do you want anything special for Christmas and she says nothing. She wants hugs and kisses. I always go out and try her something nice that she wouldn't spend on herself. And she is appreciative. Kids are the only ones who get their stockings stuffed.
But because of this post, I'm going to buy her a new big stocking or two and stuff it with all the little things she uses everyday. Deodorant, Toothpaste, her favorite body wash for the show, maybe some new Victoria Secret panties. Not the sexy ones, but the one's she wears every day, furry socks.

Whoever wrote all heroes don't wear capes earlier in the thread NAIL that! Thank you for this amazing post! Posts like this keep me coming back here!

 

[Lmizzler]

Thanks Katie. This is why Lit exists. To help everyone out!

 

[__Nathan1968]

After 30+ years of marriage, I’ve done this most years, although I’ve definitely gotten better as time progressed. A few times my daughter begged me to let her do it, which I suspect may have led to 3 for you one for me on some items while she had my card.

Other suggestions: take care of breakfast. Pick up fresh bagels on Christmas Eve day along with cream cheese, lox, etc. Have the coffee and mimosas ready. Let her relax.

And if you’re so inclined, take care of dinner as well. Nothing beats a great prime rib, potatoes, and Brussels sprouts. And do NOT let her clean up.

 

[Paddleboardpnw]

Last year I filled her stocking with hersheys kisses, 9mm for her new pistol, and a couple fishing lures.
She was very excited probably the best one I had done yet.

 

[sandybrooke]

My wife asked what I was getting her for christmas the other day. I said I just spent $30,000 on new windows, doors and deck. Merry Christmas.
She got pissed off. I think shes nuts

 

[KatieDoes]

My wife asked what I was getting her for christmas the other day. I said I just spent $30,000 on new windows, doors and deck. Merry Christmas.
She got pissed off. I think shes nuts

You sound like a jerk. FYI.

 

[mpeters]

I’m the one who fills the stockings here, even my own if I want anything in mine. Unfortunately in a few days my wife is undergoing surgery that will keep her on a clear liquid diet for months and she doesn’t like to get things, only experiences. But I have to figure out the experiences.

 

[davion2308]

I'm a husband. My wife and I have been married for 18 years and I get her something for her stocking, as well as a few presents for Christmas. Aloe-infused fuzzy socks do it for her. She doesn't like 'things' so much as experiences so I'll add either a nice dinner at a fancy place or an event for just the two of us. I'll also negotiate grandparents or someone to watch our kids so we can go out together.

But, yeah, husbands, do the damned work and make sure your wife gets something too.

 

[Iwillgo]

We are going to talk about getting you on the Nice list, but I knew that Naughty would get your attention. It worked.

Is there any sort of Christmas tradition in your home that involves stockings filled with gifts?
Does your wife fill stockings for everyone in the family?
Does she have to fill her own? Or is hers empty? Or does her daughter fill it?


Thats a thing that you should be doing. If she laughs off her empty stocking or the fact that she has to fill it herself, she doesn’t really think it’s funny.

** If you are the worlds best husband and annually fill your wife’s Christmas stocking with gifts, real estate deeds, and overflowing with diamonds, then this thread is not about you and it’s perfectly ok to not post and make it about you **

To the rest of you, some tips. If you havent been doing it because you don’t know what to get, I’m here to help. (Perhaps other lit ladies will also chime in with ideas)

1. go look at where she gets ready for the day. Does she wear makeup/nail polish, etc? Look for the items that are less than half full to nearly empty. Take a picture of the item, and a pic of the label that shows the color name and number. Show the pics to someone working at Ulta or Sephora, and ask them to help you find it.

2. when she runs errands all day alone, where does she stop for lunch/coffee? When she doesn’t have to consider anyone’s else’s wants. Get her a gift card for that place.

3. if you have access to her Amazon account, go look at her cart, then scroll down to ‘saved for later’. She wants all of that stuff, she’s just waiting till she has some extra money for it. Get all the stuff that’s small enough to fit in a stocking

4 jewelry? maybe. the stocking doesn’t have to be super expensive to fill, but if you have the means, put the jewelry in the very bottom. You know those commercials from the big chain jewelers with the heart shaped necklace that the woman in the commercial swoons over? Unless your wife has pointed unprompted directly at the tv during that commercial and said that she would specifically love that…. She doesn’t want that. Look at the jewelry that she has chosen for herself and get something similar in style. Does she like delicate neutrals? Bold chunky colors? Get her something to her taste, not from a commercial.

5. go to Bath and Body Works (not Walmart or Walgreens or 7-11) and get 2-3 mini hand creams and mini hand sanitizer in matching scents.

6. this time you can go to Walgreens or Walmart or 7-11… get a couple tubes of Burt’s Bees lip balm

7. her favorite candy or snack

Wrap stuff if stocking gifts are typically wrapped. It doesn’t have to be perfect or pretty.


There ya go. Don’t drop the ball. If youve never filled her stocking before and she asks why you decided to this time, don’t tell her that you got the idea from a woman on a porn site.

You’ve got 3 weeks. You can do this.

Awesome public service post, THANK YOU! I used your ideas and got a few stocking items this weekend. Helped lower my seasonal stress of, what to get. My wife has a stocking that her grandmother knitted and the thing expands and expands beyond belief, lol. We both agreed that we are only doing stockings this year as we usually take advantage of sales to get bigger items...couple weeks ago we bought her a peddle assisted bike, she loves it and I have a couple accessories to add to her stocking. Thanks again porn site woman,

 

[v_indigo]

Guys read this thread

 

[R34D]

We are going to talk about getting you on the Nice list, but I knew that Naughty would get your attention. It worked.

Is there any sort of Christmas tradition in your home that involves stockings filled with gifts?
Does your wife fill stockings for everyone in the family?
Does she have to fill her own? Or is hers empty? Or does her daughter fill it?


Thats a thing that you should be doing. If she laughs off her empty stocking or the fact that she has to fill it herself, she doesn’t really think it’s funny.

** If you are the worlds best husband and annually fill your wife’s Christmas stocking with gifts, real estate deeds, and overflowing with diamonds, then this thread is not about you and it’s perfectly ok to not post and make it about you **

To the rest of you, some tips. If you havent been doing it because you don’t know what to get, I’m here to help. (Perhaps other lit ladies will also chime in with ideas)

1. go look at where she gets ready for the day. Does she wear makeup/nail polish, etc? Look for the items that are less than half full to nearly empty. Take a picture of the item, and a pic of the label that shows the color name and number. Show the pics to someone working at Ulta or Sephora, and ask them to help you find it.

2. when she runs errands all day alone, where does she stop for lunch/coffee? When she doesn’t have to consider anyone’s else’s wants. Get her a gift card for that place.

3. if you have access to her Amazon account, go look at her cart, then scroll down to ‘saved for later’. She wants all of that stuff, she’s just waiting till she has some extra money for it. Get all the stuff that’s small enough to fit in a stocking

4 jewelry? maybe. the stocking doesn’t have to be super expensive to fill, but if you have the means, put the jewelry in the very bottom. You know those commercials from the big chain jewelers with the heart shaped necklace that the woman in the commercial swoons over? Unless your wife has pointed unprompted directly at the tv during that commercial and said that she would specifically love that…. She doesn’t want that. Look at the jewelry that she has chosen for herself and get something similar in style. Does she like delicate neutrals? Bold chunky colors? Get her something to her taste, not from a commercial.

5. go to Bath and Body Works (not Walmart or Walgreens or 7-11) and get 2-3 mini hand creams and mini hand sanitizer in matching scents.

6. this time you can go to Walgreens or Walmart or 7-11… get a couple tubes of Burt’s Bees lip balm

7. her favorite candy or snack

Wrap stuff if stocking gifts are typically wrapped. It doesn’t have to be perfect or pretty.


There ya go. Don’t drop the ball. If youve never filled her stocking before and she asks why you decided to this time, don’t tell her that you got the idea from a woman on a porn site.

You’ve got 3 weeks. You can do this.

One of the best written and intentioned posts.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I usually just fill with bags of coffee. Maybe some small bottles of booze. Good weed. Thats about it.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Might fuck around and stuff the stockings of all my favorite titty dancers with flannel pajamas and Dollar Tree gift cards.

 

[stxjimmy]

I usually just fill with bags of coffee. Maybe some small bottles of booze. Good weed. Thats about it.

A true romantic, so practical and giving!

 

[v_indigo]

My wife asked what I was getting her for christmas the other day. I said I just spent $30,000 on new windows, doors and deck. Merry Christmas.
She got pissed off. I think shes nuts

Telling how it was YOU spent it, not WE

 

[Trubbycat]

I usually give her little treats since she's a foodie. Nice chocolates, home made savories, exotic ingredients, etc.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dudes who buy skanks WalMart and Abc Liquor Store gift cards got it figured out.

 

[Lady2020]

A sex-toy shopping trip together is fun for some couples.

 

[Lmizzler]

Shopping is all but done now. Thanks for the advice @KatieDoes

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I took the day off from my fake job to trim the shrubs for my wife’s XMas gift. She is going to be so impressed when she finds me passed out drunk on the couch from all my hard work.

 

[BackwoodsMama]

We are going to talk about getting you on the Nice list, but I knew that Naughty would get your attention. It worked.

Is there any sort of Christmas tradition in your home that involves stockings filled with gifts?
Does your wife fill stockings for everyone in the family?
Does she have to fill her own? Or is hers empty? Or does her daughter fill it?


Thats a thing that you should be doing. If she laughs off her empty stocking or the fact that she has to fill it herself, she doesn’t really think it’s funny.

** If you are the worlds best husband and annually fill your wife’s Christmas stocking with gifts, real estate deeds, and overflowing with diamonds, then this thread is not about you and it’s perfectly ok to not post and make it about you **

To the rest of you, some tips. If you havent been doing it because you don’t know what to get, I’m here to help. (Perhaps other lit ladies will also chime in with ideas)

1. go look at where she gets ready for the day. Does she wear makeup/nail polish, etc? Look for the items that are less than half full to nearly empty. Take a picture of the item, and a pic of the label that shows the color name and number. Show the pics to someone working at Ulta or Sephora, and ask them to help you find it.

2. when she runs errands all day alone, where does she stop for lunch/coffee? When she doesn’t have to consider anyone’s else’s wants. Get her a gift card for that place.

3. if you have access to her Amazon account, go look at her cart, then scroll down to ‘saved for later’. She wants all of that stuff, she’s just waiting till she has some extra money for it. Get all the stuff that’s small enough to fit in a stocking

4 jewelry? maybe. the stocking doesn’t have to be super expensive to fill, but if you have the means, put the jewelry in the very bottom. You know those commercials from the big chain jewelers with the heart shaped necklace that the woman in the commercial swoons over? Unless your wife has pointed unprompted directly at the tv during that commercial and said that she would specifically love that…. She doesn’t want that. Look at the jewelry that she has chosen for herself and get something similar in style. Does she like delicate neutrals? Bold chunky colors? Get her something to her taste, not from a commercial.

5. go to Bath and Body Works (not Walmart or Walgreens or 7-11) and get 2-3 mini hand creams and mini hand sanitizer in matching scents.

6. this time you can go to Walgreens or Walmart or 7-11… get a couple tubes of Burt’s Bees lip balm

7. her favorite candy or snack

Wrap stuff if stocking gifts are typically wrapped. It doesn’t have to be perfect or pretty.


There ya go. Don’t drop the ball. If youve never filled her stocking before and she asks why you decided to this time, don’t tell her that you got the idea from a woman on a porn site.

You’ve got 3 weeks. You can do this.

Women across the world thank you for your service. You hit a home run with this advice. Well done!

 

[Azuldrgon]

So I rarely talk about my SO on here because we feel more like roommates sometimes.

One of the things we have done for a while though was that she gets her own gifts. This was based on the first time I tried to buy her gifts many years ago and demonstrated that I was clueless.
I do get away with surprising her once in a while when everything lines up. But in general, she prefers to be "Mrs. Claus" to our family.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I bought my wife NFL tickets. She is no football fan but I remember once she said some shit about cheerleaders choreography. Maybe I was drunk.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dude I bought my wife NFL tickets. She is no football fan but I remember once she said some shit about cheerleaders choreography. Maybe I was drunk.

How does that compare to pancake titty dancer choreography?