If a Litster masturbated thinking of you, would you want to know?

Yes please. I'd like a written detailed account of every moment leading up to the grand finale. Submissions should include photographic evidence of beginning, middle, and end. Ideally, voice notes should also accompany the evidence with specific references to why *I* was your inspiration.
 
of course i would...my preference would be female, but helping anyone cum is certainly a boost to the confidence and ego.
 
This is KY where you'll find a guy on every corner who'll do it for $20 and a case of beer
Hell yeah! Hope he’s got some husker-dos, husker-don’ts, nipsy-dazers (with or without the scooter stick - I prefer with), and whistling kitty-chasers! 💥
 
Oh, gods... somebody is going to blow a dick off...
I mean, I was just going to duct tape Roman Candles to my forearms as I crank one out - but yeah… guess it would be pretty easy to flag myself like that 🤣
Better call in the Kentucky pros!
 
Hell yeah! Hope he’s got some husker-dos, husker-don’ts, nipsy-dazers (with or without the scooter stick - I prefer with), and whistling kitty-chasers! 💥

I mean, I was just going to duct tape Roman Candles to my forearms as I crank one out - but yeah… guess it would be pretty easy to flag myself like that 🤣
Better call in the Kentucky pros!
Y'all know I'm from Kentucky, right? I mean, I can strap a mortar canister to some and you can have a major impact at the end..
 
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