If a Litster masturbated thinking of you, would you want to know?

[JustAnotherFlower]

Hell yeah! Hope he’s got some husker-dos, husker-don’ts, nipsy-dazers (with or without the scooter stick - I prefer with), and whistling kitty-chasers!

I mean, I was just going to duct tape Roman Candles to my forearms as I crank one out - but yeah… guess it would be pretty easy to flag myself like that
Better call in the Kentucky pros!

Y'all know I'm from Kentucky, right? I mean, I can strap a mortar canister to some and you can have a major impact at the end..

 

[Guido414]

Y'all know I'm from Kentucky, right? I mean, I can strap a mortar canister to some and you can have a major impact at the end..

Had no idea, but all the more reason to come back down! Usually there in May for the Buick Nationals. Gonna buy SO MANY fireworks next year

 

[cactusjack0584]

To answer the original question, at first I was like oh yeah. But the fact is that the amount of litsters that have would probably make me feel worse than better… so no thanks.

 

[Photog1rl]

Oh, gods... somebody is going to blow a dick off...

A girl can always hope

 

[amber1312]

In my job we call the time around halloween and bonfire night ......Mischief month seems apt..
Yep shoving a roman candle up your arse will no doubt do you a mischief

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yes, I want to know.

Tell me.

 

[JKL123]

My inbox is overflowing daily with thanks from all the Lit ladies for being their masturbation inspiration! For for some reason it's bee extremely quiet today ????

 

[Grant55]

Depends on who

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Those who read my posts knows that I definitely want to know

 

[deft]

Yes, I would, as long as they don’t skim the details.

 

[Bowlerpa06]

I would want to know for sure

 

[BDA73]

It would be an honor and yes I would want to know

 

[Sappho_CGN]

better not ...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes, I would, as long as they don’t skim the details.

The hands on the clock said 6:05. A small layer of dust had begun to form on top of the square shaped clock.... The bedstand it sat on was brown and made of oak. On it also stood a cup of room temperature flat but filtered water.... There was a mark on the wall next to the beststand that was impossible to know where it came from....

 

[Wriggle]

The hands on the clock said 6:05. A small layer of dust had begun to form on top of the square shaped clock.... The bedstand it sat on was brown and made of oak. On it also stood a cup of room temperature flat but filtered water.... There was a mark on the wall next to the beststand that was impossible to know where it came from....

I have my suspicions....
And it's to do with the title of the thread....

 

[deft]

The hands on the clock said 6:05. A small layer of dust had begun to form on top of the square shaped clock.... The bedstand it sat on was brown and made of oak. On it also stood a cup of room temperature flat but filtered water.... There was a mark on the wall next to the beststand that was impossible to know where it came from....

Don’t stop! I’m hooked!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don’t stop! I’m hooked!

Wanna hear about the ceiling or the wood floors next?

 

[deft]

Wanna hear about the ceiling or the wood floors next?

Surprise me!

 

[collegegirlsub]

It depends, if it was someone who I was chatting with and we were having a good time and they told me later about it or they were doing it at the moment. I would probably be flattered. However it was someone random who I've never talked to or connected with telling me that about reading my posts I wouldn't feel the same way.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Surprise me!

A spotlight shun into the room while the walls started to vibrate. One small triangular bright eye enclosed in a large green head peeked between the window blinds from outside.

 

[LucyWantsIt]

I think I would.

 

[SteamyDan]

I would be flattered. It turns me on to know I am helping someone else get off.

 

[LostHorizon]

I always know

 

[13Fantasies]

Maybe afterwards.

I feel like during they'd be howling in pleasure too much. Either burst my ear drums or I'd get a lot of funny looks at the office

 

[crazychemgirl]

Absolutely