If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[greeneyedvirgin]

For shaving her horse's mane and tail off.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

For shaving her horse's mane and tail off.

Forking in public

 

[Jaime_H]

Forking in public

Overdevelopment of protected areas...

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Overdevelopment of protected areas...

Been so sweet

 

[MrEd63]

Been so sweet

Being waaaaayyyy too sexy in a built up area

 

[LWulf]

Being waaaaayyyy too sexy in a built up area

The above poster would be arrested for the crime of reminding me of Monty Python's "Defense Against Fresh Fruit" sketch

Actually I liked Monty Python... but not his fresh fruit avatar

 

[Mebtaz2000]

The above poster would be arrested for the crime of reminding me of Monty Python's "Defense Against Fresh Fruit" sketch

Actually I liked Monty Python... but not his fresh fruit avatar

For being a Knight who says Ni

 

[Aliceinchains36]

For being a Knight who says Ni

Suffocating someone with a deadly cloud of axe body spray

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Suffocating someone with a deadly cloud of axe body spray

Been a person of mystery

 

[walkingeagle]

Been a person of mystery

molesting fisherman

 

[JanneE]

Arrested for not playing well with others....This is supposed to be fun.

Kindergarten cop.

 

[ponydriver]

Kindergarten cop.

Arrested for thread killing.

 

[texas cop]

Arrested for thread killing.

Spotlighting

 

[starrynightin64]

Spotlighting

Stealing women's hearts

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Stealing women's hearts

Assault on someone stealing valor.

 

[ponydriver]

Assault on someone stealing valor.

Bulging in public

 

[ydahecnot]

Wearing a redundant shirt

 

[numeniusa]

Wearing a redundant shirt

Solar flares

 

[ydahecnot]

Unlicensed libido stimulation

 

[ponydriver]

Unlicensed libido stimulation

For not getting it warm enough today.

 

[SlightlyGone]

For not getting it warm enough today.

I picture a bottle of tequila, a horse on main street and a lasso in her hand .... I'm trying not to picture who got dragged.

 

[maverick51]

I picture a bottle of tequila, a horse on main street and a lasso in her hand .... I'm trying not to picture who got dragged.

Lack of sufficient identification

 

[starrynightin64]

Lack of sufficient identification

guilty of not getting enough of his shirt off for the picture

 

[LizVegas79]

guilty of not getting enough of his shirt off for the picture

Sleep-walking in that night shirt and causing a 2o-car pile up at the closest intersection to her house.

 

[ponydriver]

Sleep-walking in that night shirt and causing a 2o-car pile up at the closest intersection to her house.

Embezzling the money from Liz-Pony Enterprises.

Hi Liz