If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[MasterEnna]

being a bad life guard

falling from the sky. illegal star.

 

[ponydriver]

falling from the sky. illegal star.

Crossing over the police line

 

[BiTodd]

Russeling cattle

 

[hotoldrguy]

Crossing over the police line

causing a traffic jam

 

[makemewet69]

causing a traffic jam

For not wearing pants

 

[coffeelover5]

For not wearing pants

for making me crazy in lust

 

[CuriousSquirrel]

for stealing my coffee....

 

[ponydriver]

for making me crazy in lust

Forgetting to buckle belt in public

 

[texas cop]

Forgetting to buckle belt in public

Spotlighting

 

[Bampire]

Spotlighting

Impersonating a couch potato

 

[texas cop]

Impersonating a couch potato

Impersonating a musician

 

[ponydriver]

Impersonating a musician

Improper use of cuffs

 

[texas cop]

Improper use of cuffs

Being the hottest hunter in the field

 

[starrynightin64]

Being the hottest hunter in the field

making me ride in the back of a cruiser...

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

making me ride in the back of a cruiser...

Doing too much today....

 

[starrynightin64]

Doing too much today....

hiding in Hawaii & not sharing all that heat

 

[Mebtaz2000]

hiding in Hawaii & not sharing all that heat

Doing above and beyond

 

[jasonmason]

Doing above and beyond

Stripping in public.

 

[LizVegas79]

Kayaking beyond the nudist colony

 

[sultan_sd]

Kayaking beyond the nudist colony

Wearing painted on clothes

 

[LizVegas79]

Wearing painted on clothes

(actually I would love to do that someday - there were some women with painted on clothes at the recent adult expo in town staying at our hotel. VERY sexy!)


Kidnapping some poor innocent half Latina and taking her to some tropical island paradise - note: she would probably drop the charges though

 

[ydahecnot]

Not wearing pasties while performing

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Not wearing pasties while performing

Stealing crayons

 

[JanneE]

Battery, probably domestic

 

[ponydriver]

Battery, probably domestic

Arrested for not playing well with others....This is supposed to be fun.