If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[llidar]

An unknown assailant...unknown to me.

 

[rbijon]

An unknown assailant...I don't know him.

Possible hidden lace....

 

[llidar]

Rum thief...

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Possible hidden lace....

Pillaging and plundering

 

[Aliceinchains36]

Pillaging and plundering

Squeezing boobs too hard

 

[simpletimes]

Squeezing boobs too hard

Stealing a bands name.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Stealing a bands name.

For making things too complicated.

 

[simpletimes]

For making things too complicated.

For not having some pure for the police.
(Life is complicated, sorry)

 

[numeniusa]

For not having some pure for the police.
(Life is complicated, sorry)

Over-simplifying?

 

[jasonmason]

Over-simplifying?

Being too beautiful.

 

[igoliquid]

Being too beautiful.

Kayaking upstream too fast

 

[Asian_Flower]

Kayaking upstream too fast

Having such a great AV!

 

[rainbowdash30]

Having such a great AV!

Illegal botanical imports from the East.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Illegal botanical imports from the East.

Stealing all the skittles

 

[MichaelinChina]

Illegal botanical imports from the East.

Running naked in public.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Stealing all the skittles

making fun of the law by pulling funny faces.

 

[llidar]

Kidnapping giant pandas

 

[coffeelover5]

Kidnapping giant pandas

for having just the right amount of love of lingerie

 

[ydahecnot]

Impersonating Juan Valdez

 

[CoolDude397]

Impersonating Juan Valdez

Too much sunshine

 

[makemewet69]

Too much sunshine

For having on too much clothing

 

[ydahecnot]

For wearing lace in a leather zone

 

[texas cop]

For wearing lace in a leather zone

Playing in the street

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Playing in the street

for double-dipping his chips at a party

 

[texas cop]

for double-dipping his chips at a party

Cop groupie