If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[lanceGibs]

Picking up traffic cones as road crews were setting them down.

Caressing those traffic cones while ogling the female cops .

 

[ABiGuy84]

For marking their territory ....

 

[loquere]

Literally parked in front of a fire-stations bay doors preventing them from getting out to fight a fire occuring at the local cotton candy factory.

 

[luv2custrip]

Writing his name and number in the last remaining phone booths.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Feeding dogs at the rescue center Exlax.

 

[loquere]

Challenged a neighbor to a duel

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Dueling with "swords" naked in the neighborhood.

 

[loquere]

Used the fire hydrant to water his lawn.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Watering his lawn with his "fire hose."

 

[ABiGuy84]

Painting that out in the open with their fire hose.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

"Stalking" in public.

 

[loquere]

Kidnapped a panda... the Government of China is pissed.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Kidnapped a panda... the Government of China is pissed.

Thought it was my panda bear.

Hijacking a shipment of stuffed animals.

 

[loquere]

*All Panda's belong to China

Wears thongs to Church

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Was caught trying to harpoon a women who was bent over exposing her whales tail.

 

[loquere]

Slapped a baby & stole her candy.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Putting holes in the horses in a carousel with his spurs trying to get them to go faster.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Trying to burn down the White House

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Trying to burn down the White House

You know me too well!

Stealing artifacts from the Spy Museum in Washingto D.C. to use around the neighborhood back home.

 

[loquere]

Is an alien.

 

[Taegul]

Raiding the Meerkat exhibit at the zoo.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Doing naked pole dances on lampposts in the downtown shopping district.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Inappropriate touching of everyone they meet.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Stealing plastic fruit from furniture store displays...don't ask me what he intended to do with them.

 

[Spurtulator]

Stealing plastic fruit from furniture store displays...don't ask me what he intended to do with them.

Taking nude selfies next to famous statues