If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[loquere]

Makes homemade lube with creative ingredients.

 

[loquere]

Hate to tell you, but I actually do have that. People are such idiots. You buy the movie, it's yours for life of you or the dvd itself. Why in the world would I pay for something every time I want to see it if it's being played at the time I want to see it.

Home theater has over 2500 movies from way back when I was a child. I don't pay no one to see what I own.
Only downside is, lots n to lots of friends.

Is the riddler

 

[Lmizzler]

We do have movie dress up nite. Hosted a few adult only theme parties as well. BYOBLAP - Bring your own body lube and protection party. May host another, might find a partner to stay the night and beyond.

Inciting panic and chaos. I mean we aren’t talking about yogi bear looking for a cartoon picnic basket here. We are talking about a massive black bear on the prowl looking for his next victim.

I’m running and you better believe I’m gonna be faster than whomever I’m with.

 

[loquere]

Out ran the authorities

Inciting panic and chaos. I mean we aren’t talking about yogi bear looking for a cartoon picnic basket here. We are talking about a massive black bear on the prowl looking for his next victim.

I’m running and you better believe I’m gonna be faster than whomever I’m with.

Outran the authorities

 

[loquere]

It's a 10,000 square foot house. Enjoy the chase.

The City Inspector says they are violating zoning/ordinance, because they have a mansion in a community clearly designated for mega mansions, not mansions. A fine of 500k a day shall be posted, until the size of the home triples.

 

[loquere]

After sex he loves to make his favorite meal, penis stew. It also allows his mansion to be staffed by simp eunuchs.

It's good I live 3 miles off the beaten path, no one will hear us moan from pleasure for miles. Helps also its 100 acres of gated land. Can't wait to see your sweet hard cock being bobbed up and down. Haven't had any in a while, Pappa Bear is kinda hungry

 

[loquere]

I like you, you make laugh. That was funny. Next time I give 1 of those parties. I will personally invite you and your partner. Pay for it 1st class. Okay

I'm grandfathered in on an airline's unlimited first class/buisness class travel program so im good.

*Hunts bald eagles with fireworks

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm grandfathered in on an airline's unlimited first class/buisness class travel program so im good.

*Hunts bald eagles with fireworks

Going walking in his own gimp suit at night in his neighborhood and scaring people.

 

[loquere]

Going walking in his own gimp suit at night in his neighborhood and scaring people.

Takes justice in his hands & from the rooftop of his condo building, snipes all the criminals in his downtown area.

 

[luv2custrip]

Going through security with too big a weapon

You must’ve looked!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

You must’ve looked!

Ripping clothing off mannequins in multiple department stores.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Painting PenIses EVERYWHERE!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Painting PenIses EVERYWHERE!

Painting is a lesser crime than petting, which he was discovered doing on crowded city sidewalks.

 

[claradollc]

going backward and forward in a one way street

 

[luv2custrip]

Rubbing too many gents the right way.

 

[Jake0126]

Rubbing too many gents the right way.

Peeping Tom

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Walking fully clothed along a nude beach. (See previous post.)

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Has to be forgery

 

[Jake0126]

Has to be forgery

Secret Agent stuff behind ememy lines..

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Has to be forgery

Said the pot calling the kettle black.

 

[loquere]

Slapped the mayor

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Slapped the mayor

(You should have heard what he said to me.)

Stalking meter maids.

 

[Crhxwy24]

Public intoxication

 

[ABiGuy84]

Exposing himself to everyone at the Nursing Home.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Picking up traffic cones as road crews were setting them down.