If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[loquere]

Building a snowman orgy

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Kicking castes in the sand.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Trying to steal all the sand.

 

[loquere]

Throwing paint on priceless art

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Shitting in the kitty litter

 

[ABiGuy84]

Breaking into peoples houses stealing used Kitty-litter.

 

[loquere]

Throwing cantaloupes off apartment buildings.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Stalking clowns in Central Park.

 

[Gamine67]

Aggravated 2nd degree Buffoonery

 

[Taegul]

Aggravated 2nd degree Buffoonery

Selling bogus flood insurance to Sothern Californians.

 

[jbeardo1]

Replacing the local Catholic churches nativity set figures with marvel franchise action figures... where rocket raccoon takes the place of the baby Jesus in the crib

 

[claradollc]

stealing a heart

 

[luv2custrip]

Too nude for public consumption.

 

[loquere]

Going through security with too big a weapon

Is the zodiac killer.

 

[ABiGuy84]

For trying to seduce the cop that pulled them over to try to get out of the ticket.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

For vandalizing adult theater glory hole room walls with his phone number.

 

[loquere]

For vandalizing adult theater glory hole room walls with his phone number.

Farting out a scent so lethal, that the CDC had to seal off the area.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Alligator theft.

 

[ABiGuy84]

For stealing Sea Monkeys.

 

[jenn89]

Flying without a pilot's license or a plane for that matter.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Causing traffic accidents by walking down the street in her AV outfit.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Going In the Out door.

 

[jenn89]

Going In the Out door.

Aiding and abetting moon theft of course.

 

[loquere]

Has a room full of blockbuster DVD's.

 

[Twistedkink]

For importing illegal birds.