If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[PicassosPleasure]

Sleeping in the ceiling of a planetarium.

 

[curious_slut]

Mail fraud. He's the one who's been stealing your Amazon packages.

 

[Dom70]

sticking her nose in places she shouldn't

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

sticking her nose in places she shouldn't

For not sticking his nose in places he should.

 

[Dom70]

awww mannnnnnnnnnnn....you're RIGHT!

 

[ABiGuy84]

For stealing from the Local Adult Toy Store.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

For stealing from the Local Adult Toy Store.

For test trying toys at the local adult toy store..

 

[jenn89]

For smelling flowers in the public garden nude.

 

[luv2custrip]

Busting out all over.

 

[Series 6]

Busting out all over.

Creating a hybrid catnip that contains synthetic Nepetalactone, making it highly addictive to both cats and humans

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

A parking violation, b/c I can’t think of anything clever based on his/her name and (lack of) image.

 

[luv2custrip]

Creating a hybrid catnip that contains synthetic Nepetalactone, making it highly addictive to both cats and humans

I’m parenting that.

 

[jenn89]

Voyeurism

 

[STrent]

Voyeurism

Stolen goods.

Clearly too hot to handle.

 

[Series 6]

Stolen goods.

Clearly too hot to handle.

International stock embezzlement

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Setting up a hidden camera in ladies' shower at the gym.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Poisoning their Boss

 

[Series 6]

Setting up a hidden camera in ladies' shower at the gym.

Using up too much water in gym showers...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Blackmail with above videos.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Bank Fraud

 

[loquere]

Violating regional trade restrictions.

 

[Bambear99]

Smuggling DVD’s of “Team America” into North Korea and selling them on the black market.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Spray Painting the whole text of War & Peace on the side of a barn.

 

[Amanda330]

Spray Painting the whole text of War & Peace on the side of a barn.

Honestly, that would be so impressive.

For covering War and Peace with his own painting on the side of the barn... With the paintbrush he used on Elizabeth that morning...

 

[HonorableRogue]

Honestly, that would be so impressive.

For covering War and Peace with his own painting on the side of the barn... With the paintbrush he used on Elizabeth that morning...

Public Decency.