If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[ABiGuy84]

Trying to take over a Nuclear Facility

 

[PicassosPleasure]

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Reprogramming female sex dolls to be lesbians before they're shipped out to male customers.

 

[ABiGuy84]

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Reprogramming female sex dolls to be lesbians before they're shipped out to male customers.

Hey, Watching two Lady sex bots making out and getting it on is Hot!


Opening every Bootle in the Liquor Store.

 

[Bambear99]

Hey, Watching to Lady sex bots making out and getting it on is Hot!


Opening every Bootle in the Liquor Store.

Running around furniture stores and ripping the tags off of all the display mattresses.

 

[ABiGuy84]

For trying Mattresses in the store by having sex in them.

 

[Bambear99]

For trying Mattresses in the store by having sex in them.

If you want to buy a car, you test drive it, right? Well….I see no difference.

 

[loquere]

Seeing something & not saying something

 

[Trubbycat]

Cutting the tags off pillows and mattresses

 

[ABiGuy84]

For robbing a typewriter store.

 

[curious_slut]

For coldcocking someone with a stolen typewriter

 

[PicassosPleasure]

For stealing an Enigma from a Naval museum. She was looking for a second one to steal so her and her lover could send secret messages to each other.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

I'll tell you up front it's not art theft or forgery. The "Bacchanale" is on loan from the Guggenheim.

(Bumping 'cause I'm feeling snarky.)

 

[ABiGuy84]

For stealing Pizza's to create a Leaning Tower of Pizza

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Kidnapping all the bottoms in his city and sending them off to training for tops.

 

[ABiGuy84]

For disturbing the peace by readIng a very explicit sexual poem in Times Square.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

For disturbing the peace by ready a very explicit sexual poem in Times Square.

Distributing xxx owl pics in Times Square on New Years Eve.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

For stealing Ebenezer Scrooge's hat on Christmas Eve.

 

[caitiff1969]

For stealing Ebenezer Scrooge's hat on Christmas Eve.

He'd be arrested for peeping, trespassing, breaking the multiple restraining orders, and masterbating on the lawn.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He'd be arrested for peeping, trespassing, breaking the multiple restraining orders, and masterbating on the lawn.

(It almost sounds habitual.)

Cyber hacking into Literotica servers, creating multiple alts, and shitposting in multiple threads.

 

[MidnightRyder007]

Art theft

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Art theft

I already dispelled that when bumping the thread ☝

I'll tell you up front it's not art theft or forgery. The "Bacchanale" is on loan from the Guggenheim.

(Bumping 'cause I'm feeling snarky.)

Impersonating James Bond on a motorcycle and riding through a plate glass window of a lingerie store when he lost his concentration and forgot to stop.

 

[Taegul]

He actually was arrested six times in 2016 for repeatedly stalking Wilford Brimley, trying to get him to say "diabetes".

 

[MindYaBitness]

Identity theft

 

[Taegul]

Identity theft

But I really am Jason Mamoa. Momoa. Whatever!

She steals comic books from gas stations.

 

[MindYaBitness]

But I really am Jason Mamoa. Momoa. Whatever!

She steals comic books from gas stations.

He buys black market comic books