If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?
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ShelbyBubbles
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Not reporting a crime he's just witnessed
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Causing traffic accidents by being too beautiful.
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meop79
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lol not keeping his eyes on the road and rear ending the car ahead of him
Well if you'd stop finger-banging yourself in the seat next to me!
MichaelinChina
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loitering near the ladies change rooms
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For being cold and secretive
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spiking his dates' drinks
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Crimes against comedy
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Confusing dates with dates
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Butchering songs
troubledone
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Lack of social grace
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jj72uk_
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Making music sound like country music
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jj72uk_
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Letting dogs eat headphones
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Accused of being a sex god
jj72uk_
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Busted. How did you know!
Accused of sticking an umbrella into a friends bike wheel as they cycle along
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troubledone
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grinding pelvis against partners wood
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Impersonating an anthropologist.
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Being a school hot hot marm
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