If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[KaseE]

Being a school hot hot marm

Not knowing "to" from "too" from "two."

 

[troubledone]

Not knowing "to" from "too" from "two."

true .

 

[KaseE]

true .

Of course, "two" from "two" from "two" equals "negative two."

 

[troubledone]

Of course, "two" from "two" from "two" equals "negative two."

Two true fingers

 

[KaseE]

Two true fingers

Stopping at two.

 

[troubledone]

Stopping at two.

Adding a third

 

[afriquemystique]

Unbuttoned without a permit.

Domestic acquisition of a marmoset. Without a permit.

 

[troubledone]

Domestic acquisition of a marmoset. Without a permit.

Shameless overposting

 

[papadoc19]

Illegal gambling

 

[LizVegas79]

Stalking little girls in cute red capes thru the woods?

 

[coffeelover5]

Stalking little girls in cute red capes thru the woods?

For being such a MILF that has to be illegal somewhere, right?

 

[MSH2]

Stalking little girls in cute red capes thru the woods?

Most likely I'd only find out in court, but I strongly suspect the word "Indecent" would be repeated a lot

 

[LizVegas79]

For being such a MILF that has to be illegal somewhere, right?

Actually I think there's still a warrant for my arrest in Utah for an old indecent exposure/sex in a public place rap that I skipped out on years ago.

(the cop that arrested me was nice enough to not handcuff me because I started crying and when he stopped at a gas station for a cup of coffee (and some kleenex for me) I jumped out of the squad car when he was inside and hitched a ride with a trucker headed back to Vegas.)

Most likely I'd only find out in court, but I strongly suspect the word "Indecent" would be repeated a lot

(you're psychic too!)


Probably for reading erotic limericks at a poetry festival

 

[MarkoAaron]

Actually I think there's still a warrant for my arrest in Utah for an old indecent exposure/sex in a public place rap that I skipped out on years ago.

(the cop that arrested me was nice enough to not handcuff me because I started crying and when he stopped at a gas station for a cup of coffee (and some kleenex for me) I jumped out of the squad car when he was inside and hitched a ride with a trucker headed back to Vegas.)





(you're psychic too!)


Probably for reading erotic limericks at a poetry festival

Naked blackjack dealing.

 

[LizVegas79]

Naked blackjack dealing.

(Wait! That's a crime?!!)


Painting while very very stoned.

 

[kcRollins]

(Wait! That's a crime?!!)


Painting while very very stoned.

Telling Vegas secrets

 

[_valkyrie_]

Coercion.

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

Coercion.

Opening the gates of hell

 

[Sundayschild]

Opening the gates of hell

Prophesizing the End Times

 

[Devlishone4fun]

For smuggling live Elephants into England

 

[LadyJS]

For smuggling live Elephants into England

Groping

 

[lowphat]

Groping

Illegal use of a rolling pin, what else?

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Illegal use of a rolling pin, what else?

going through the Starbuck's drive thru naked

 

[kcRollins]

going through the Starbuck's drive thru naked

grabbing girl's bottoms

 

[feistyphoenix]

grabbing girl's bottoms

Road rage?