If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[jasonmason]

Shouting obscenities at a cop.

Jay walking in front of Barney Fife.

 

[knottywifenhub]

Jay walking in front of Barney Fife.

Filing a false lost kayaker report.

 

[nowat41]

Cheating!

 

[kcRollins]

Cheating!

Teasing

 

[papadoc19]

Peeping Tom

 

[brokenat64]

Peeping Tom

Looking like a stalker, but he's so very nice.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Looking like a stalker, but he's so very nice.

overcooking the goose

 

[_valkyrie_]

Insider trading.

 

[jasonmason]

Insider trading.

Stealing hearts.

 

[shadow_anon2u]

Stealing panties!

 

[meop79]

indecent exposure

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Stealing ice cubes from people in hell

 

[meop79]

sex in public

 

[LizVegas79]

sex in public

Voyeurism

 

[walkingeagle]

Voyeurism

Stealing mens swimming trunks

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Stealing mens swimming trunks

Pinning me down in public and shoving his cock between my boobs

 

[walkingeagle]

Pinning me down in public and shoving his cock between my boobs

Stealing my cock and trapping it between her boobs---

 

[LizVegas79]

Stealing my cock and trapping it between her boobs---

Fishing for compliments on LIT

(isn't that sort of like shooting fish in a barrel? LOL)

 

[walkingeagle]

Fishing for compliments on LIT

(isn't that sort of like shooting fish in a barrel? LOL)

Showing her beautiful back, but not her beautiful front!

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Fishing for compliments on LIT

(isn't that sort of like shooting fish in a barrel? LOL)

Telling it like it is

 

[papadoc19]

Medicare fraud

 

[numeniusa]

Medicare fraud

Being out without a muzzle in a public place.

Those fangs.... *shiver*

 

[zydrate]

Being out without a muzzle in a public place.

Those fangs.... *shiver*

Taking baths in public fountains

 

[papadoc19]

Streaking during the Fourth of July picnic

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Streaking during the Fourth of July picnic

performing an unauthorized "citizen's arrest" during the Fourth of July picnic