If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[AnAngelReally]

For being an Angel in disguise

For being an unbeliever

 

[jasonmason]

For being an unbeliever

For not following the rules.

 

[Drinkmein]

For not following the rules.

Make kayaking

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Make kayaking

for being biased against assholes

 

[kcRollins]

for being biased against assholes

For hitting on girls half his age (Of course all them girls would come and testify in his behalf)

 

[walkingeagle]

For hitting on girls half his age (Of course all them girls would come and testify in his behalf)

For washing laundry in the swimming pool!

 

[Grntmb]

For washing laundry in the swimming pool!

For fishing with such a good tan on!

 

[kcRollins]

For fishing with such a good tan on!

For not clearing out the weeds in his garden.

 

[walkingeagle]

For not clearing out the weeds in his garden.

For feeding stray cats--

 

[knottywifenhub]

For feeding stray cats--

For poaching prized koi

 

[jasonmason]

For poaching prized koi

Being very knotty.

 

[kcRollins]

For feeding stray cats--

Okay you just freaked me out..do you have a camera in my place?

Being very knotty.

For giving guided tours without a license.

 

[starrynightin64]

Okay you just freaked me out..do you have a camera in my place?



For giving guided tours without a license.

"borrowing" the local book mobile

 

[afriquemystique]

"borrowing" the local book mobile

Removal of precious objects from the beach.

Yeah, you know it...

 

[julybaby04]

Removal of precious objects from the beach.

Yeah, you know it...

Being mysterious.

 

[LizVegas79]

Being mysterious.

Sex in public.

 

[julybaby04]

Sex in public.

Shhh....not suppose to tell everyone...

She would be arrested for starting fights among groups of men she happens to be near at any given moment.

 

[Spenser41]

Shhh....not suppose to tell everyone...

She would be arrested for starting fights among groups of men she happens to be near at any given moment.

killer legs to go with that killer smile

 

[kcRollins]

killer legs to go with that killer smile

He would be arrested for impersonating a movie star

 

[Asian_Flower]

He would be arrested for impersonating a movie star

Being far too sexy!

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

seductive honey pot spy

 

[kcRollins]

Being far too sexy!

You should talk

seductive honey pot spy

For looking up girls' skirts

 

[walkingeagle]

You should talk



For looking up girls' skirts

For stealing fishermans worms!

 

[Misshotndeep]

For stealing fishermans worms!

Flashing Nuns.

 

[walkingeagle]

Flashing Nuns.

Tricking fishermen!