If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[starrynightin64]

Pornography

writing notes in the margins of the current book she is reading

 

[kcRollins]

writing notes in the margins of the current book she is reading

How did you know? I'm gonna have to call the cops and have you arrested for breaking and entering and stealing my books.

 

[starrynightin64]

How did you know? I'm gonna have to call the cops and have you arrested for breaking and entering and stealing my books.

<whispers> I do first responder support...
those cops won't allow me a gun
& they'd just tease me with the cuffs!

arrested for false emergency calls!

 

[kcRollins]

<whispers> I do first responder support...
those cops won't allow me a gun
& they'd just tease me with the cuffs!

arrested for false emergency calls!

arrested for filing a false complaint, because I didn't call 911, I called the local cops, who have all been paid off by me to arrest anyone I choose.

 

[starrynightin64]

arrested for filing a false complaint, because I didn't call 911, I called the local cops, who have all been paid off by me to arrest anyone I choose.

lol... even I don't call 911.
I just call the inside dispatch line anymore & talk to Deb.
The last time was finding a lost dog & needing a cruiser to bring the chip scanner to find it's owner.

I heard you were arrested for folding page corners in library books!

 

[twisteroo]

lol... even I don't call 911.
I just call the inside dispatch line anymore & talk to Deb.
The last time was finding a lost dog & needing a cruiser to bring the chip scanner to find it's owner.

I heard you were arrested for folding page corners in library books!

Taking caribou out of season.

 

[Penuche]

Taking caribou out of season.

Fencing questionably obtained antiques.

 

[twisteroo]

Fencing questionably obtained antiques.

Stealing the dealers stash.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Chasing fainting goats.

 

[twisteroo]

Chasing fainting goats.

Catching fainting goats.

 

[kcRollins]

Catching fainting goats.

Arrested for illegal possession of (the report was smudged so it's either doors, dogs or darts...hmmm could it be drugs?) *shrugs

 

[twisteroo]

Arrested for illegal possession of (the report was smudged so it's either doors, dogs or darts...hmmm could it be drugs?) *shrugs

For smudging official documents.

 

[Jasmiley239]

For smudging official documents.

For being so dang cute,

 

[Fierywhore]

For being so dang cute,

Seductive eyes

 

[twisteroo]

For being so dang cute,

For 84 serial killings in the 1970's.

 

[DarkSimian]

For being so dang cute,

Seduction of the Innocent

 

[twisteroo]

Seduction of the Innocent

For molesting a cactus.

 

[papadoc19]

Acts of vigilantism

 

[twisteroo]

Acts of vigilantism

Ferret smuggling.

 

[SomberBard]

Felony count of douchebag

 

[kcRollins]

Felony count of douchebag

For having too many alts.

 

[papadoc19]

1st degree sarcasm

 

[Ashtowngirl]

poor photography

 

[kcRollins]

poor photography

Running a house of ill-repute.

 

[RUlookingup]

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