If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[kcRollins]

Public submission

Arrested for withholding identity.

 

[LizVegas79]

Arrested for withholding identity.

Researching a naughty story in public

(Hi KC! )

 

[twisteroo]

Researching a naughty story in public

(Hi KC! )

For stealing gas caps.

 

[Mrtenant]

For stealing gas caps.

For licking toads

 

[twisteroo]

For licking toads

Taking roadrunners out of season.

 

[kcRollins]

Taking roadrunners out of season.

For impersonating an elderly man who has run away from the nursing home.

(Hi again Dr. Liz hehe)

 

[jasonmason]

For impersonating an elderly man who has run away from the nursing home.

(Hi again Dr. Liz hehe)

Just being too hot

 

[Mrtenant]

Just being too hot

Excessive watersports

 

[jasonmason]

Excessive watersports

Hunting Roadrunners out of season.

 

[Ashtowngirl]

trespassing

 

[just4friends]

trespassing

Spreading addiction to naughtiness to others

 

[twisteroo]

Stealing Superman's cape.

 

[girlyboi85]

Stealing Superman's cape.

Breaking, entering, then breaking in again just for the hell of it.

 

[Domsheena]

Breaking, entering, then breaking in again just for the hell of it.

Stopping traffic for being to cute

 

[papadoc19]

public lewdness

 

[Taegul]

Maiming Little Red Riding Hood....and impersonating a grandmother.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Maiming Little Red Riding Hood....and impersonating a grandmother.

Secretly loving big foot and sock puppets.

 

[Taegul]

Stealing satellite TV for the British programming, just so she could hear those sexy voices...

 

[Iceprincess12]

Stealing satellite TV for the British programming, just so she could hear those sexy voices...

Never enough satellite! You know French Canadian is still my favorite, but I settle.

Stealing my boy toys but saying the dog did it.

 

[papadoc19]

Causing climate change

 

[AnAngelReally]

For forgetting what she was wearing and sitting down in the confessional beginning with "Forgive me Father but I have sinned" and what she whispered to him resulted in........

For forgetting he had just peeled jalapenos before her 'touched' her

 

[AnAngelReally]

Never enough satellite! You know French Canadian is still my favorite, but I settle.

Stealing my boy toys but saying the dog did it.

For calling her twin a dog

 

[AnAngelReally]

Never enough satellite! You know French Canadian is still my favorite, but I settle.

Stealing my boy toys but saying the dog did it.

Parce qu'elle a bon goût (Because she tastes good)

Parce q'elle a du bon goût (Because she has good tastes)

 

[Jasmiley239]

Parce qu'elle a bon goût (Because she tastes good)

Parce q'elle a du bon goût (Because she has good tastes)

For being an Angel in disguise

 

[jasonmason]

For being an Angel in disguise

For being to beautiful and stealing all the men's hearts.