If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[LizVegas79]

Harassing Little Red Riding Hood.

Kidnapping an innocent, half Latina, half Swedish VIP hostess in Las Vegas and whisking her to a sexy, secluded Caribbean beach in his private jet. (she might not press charges though )

 

[Grntmb]

Kidnapping an innocent, half Latina, half Swedish VIP hostess in Las Vegas and whisking her to a sexy, secluded Caribbean beach in his private jet. (she might not press charges though )

wishing i had that idea! lol
hope he gets the hint!

 

[prdigy666]

Kidnapping an innocent, half Latina, half Swedish VIP hostess in Las Vegas and whisking her to a sexy, secluded Caribbean beach in his private jet. (she might not press charges though )

Bribing and seducing an officer

 

[Taegul]

Bribing and seducing an officer

Ratting out Liz when she is obviously in dire need of protection from her would-be kidnapper.

 

[papadoc19]

Trespassing on private property

 

[starrynightin64]

Trespassing on private property

playing Superhero cleaning up the scum in Gotham City without a permit

 

[papadoc19]

Kicking butt and taking names

 

[starrynightin64]

posting the names taken in the Gotham City rags R us news

 

[blazin24]

posting the names taken in the Gotham City rags R us news

Stealing palm trees and planting them in her yard.

 

[starrynightin64]

Stealing palm trees and planting them in her yard.

Chasing NASCAR groupie girls around the track in the wrong direction

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Stealing the stars for herself

 

[LizVegas79]

Stealing the stars for herself

Watching a naughty gif on Lit in public?

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Watching a naughty gif on Lit in public?

Inciting public orgies

 

[Gamina]

Inciting public orgies

putting locks on bikes

 

[LizVegas79]

Inciting public orgies

Being one of the guys that circles around the lucky girl I pick out of the crowd

putting locks on bikes

Being the lucky girl I pick out of the crowd

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Hooking up with patients

 

[papadoc19]

Unsolicited cuddles

 

[jameslewis]

Unsolicited cuddles

Running an illegal sports betting parlor.

 

[SweetSara86]

Running an illegal sports betting parlor.

Catching an illegal size fish and not throwing it back

 

[papadoc19]

Public indecency

 

[SweetSara86]

Public indecency

Rigging a presidential election

 

[lowphat]

Rigging a presidential election

Illegal use of chocolate

 

[SweetSara86]

Illegal use of chocolate

Selling pure grade chocolate on the black market

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Selling pure grade chocolate by the gram on street corners

 

[pvt_addiction]

Selling pure grade chocolate on the black market

Streaking through the quads