If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[SweetSara86]

Streaking through the quads

Stolling nude through a retirement home and hitting on all the women

 

[SweetSara86]

Selling pure grade chocolate by the gram on street corners

Busted in undercover sting operation trying to cop PGC

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Busted in undercover sting operation trying to cop PGC

Tried hiding PGC in her bra to avoid detection at customs

 

[SweetSara86]

Tried hiding PGC in her bra to avoid detection at customs

Busted at customs wearing a bra and women's panties. He was refused entry and returned to his place of origin and the story made headline news worldwide

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Busted at customs for wearing a bra and women's panties. He was refused entry and returned to his place of origin and the story made headline news worldwide

Provided me with her own lingerie to help me smuggle the PGC for her. When I confessed she got sentenced to several lashes :caning:

But she didn't care as enjoyed them all

 

[SweetSara86]

Provided me with her own lingerie to help me smuggle the PGC for her. When I confessed she got sentenced to several lashes :caning:

But she didn't care as enjoyed them all

Arrested for caning

 

[Xerxes82]

Arrested for caning

Public indecency.

 

[SweetSara86]

Public indecency.

Recycling unoriginal material

 

[Xerxes82]

Recycling unoriginal material

Hunting endangered animals

 

[SweetSara86]

Hunting endangered animals

Flying over backyard birthday parties, pecking at the childrens heads and then eating their leftovers

 

[Xerxes82]

Flying over backyard birthday parties, pecking at the childrens heads and then eating their leftovers

Public drunkenness and tresspassing. She was found at the Lincoln Memorial after hours. She had climbed up on honest Abe's lap, and, confusing him for Santa Claus, was demanding he bring her that pony she wanted when she was five. Or else.

 

[SweetSara86]

Public drunkenness and tresspassing. She was found at the Lincoln Memorial after hours. She had climbed up on honest Abe's lap, and, confusing him for Santa Claus, was demanding he bring her that pony she wanted when she was five. Or else.

(Clapping) love it


What started as a verbal altercation with his good friends Heckel & Jeckel, quickly turned into a violent free for all when he was told he wouldn't be in the TV series they'd be starring in. He was livid and burned down the production studio .

 

[cliteatingman]

Public clitty littering

 

[SweetSara86]

Public clitty littering

False advertising and illegal discharge of bodily fluids.

 

[TheGuyforU]

For taking my heart away

 

[SweetSara86]

For taking my heart away

For harvesting organs

 

[TheGuyforU]

For harvesting organs

Like the grimm series

 

[SweetSara86]

Like the grimm series

For making false statements to police

 

[TheGuyforU]

For making false statements to police

Led police to her hide out of goods. TheGuyforU does happy dance all day long #booya

 

[SweetSara86]

Led police to her hide out of goods. TheGuyforU does happy dance all day long #booya

Seen doing the happy dance all day in public and was taken in by police on a 5150 psychiatric hold. #looneytunes

 

[TheGuyforU]

Seen doing the happy dance all day in public and was taken in by police on a 5150 psychiatric hold. #looneytunes

Looney tunes I love that cartoon when I was a kid. Not taking away by police, it's call street performance cause the cops caught a killer and her name is sweetsara86 lol ooooo yeah!

 

[Xerxes82]

Seen doing the happy dance all day in public and was taken in by police on a 5150 psychiatric hold. #looneytunes

Assault and impersonating a police officer.

Her lover bought her a skimpy, naughty cop outfit and begged her to roleplay with him. Once she got in the outfit, she found herself getting into it, and insisted he remove his pants for a thorough search. When he complied, but suggested that while she was down there she suck his cock, she tased him repeatedly. Then cuffes him and marched him, still without pants, down to the local station house for booking.

Takes her acting seriously, that one...

 

[SweetSara86]

Looney tunes I love that cartoon when I was a kid. Not taking away by police, it's call street performance cause the cops caught a killer and her name is sweetsara86 lol ooooo yeah!

Luring young women into his European discothèque and forcing them to listen to stories of his conquests

 

[_valkyrie_]

Making innocent bystanders pacemakers go haywire.

 

[SweetSara86]

Making innocent bystanders pacemakers go haywire.

Rigging pacemakers to go berserk whenever she pushes a button