If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[neakman]

Rigging pacemakers to go berserk whenever she pushes a button

INdecent exposure (which is a misnomer in SS86's case) ..

 

[SweetSara86]

INdecent exposure (which is a misnomer in SS86's case) ..

Slander, Libel and false imprisonment

 

[pvt_addiction]

Slander, Libel and false imprisonment

Tasing an innocent person, and stealing his money & keys.

 

[SweetSara86]

Tasing an innocent person, and stealing his money & keys.

Not following officers directives to strip and spread while at a routine traffic stop!

 

[Animaul]

Lets see...theft, physical violence, impersonation of an officer, false imprisonment, auto theft, and I have a feeling a bunch of other charges that have yet to be listed hahaha.

 

[papadoc19]

chronic violation of the leash laws

 

[_valkyrie_]

Mysterious fowl disappearances from local farms.

 

[papadoc19]

Blood sacrifices

 

[lilmissdarling]

False impersenatiin of a doctor

 

[hotwords229]

False impersenatiin of a doctor

Being too damn cute without a license

 

[Taegul]

Impersonating a UPS delivery driver trying to deliver his special 'package'.

 

[Taegul]

a part of human trafficking ring.

She has to open one of every package at the grocery store and taste-test it. Employees don't seem to mind when she gets to the frozen popsicles though.

 

[Taegul]

There was no crime, actually. The cops just wanted to put her in handcuffs. Can you blame them?

 

[troubledone]

Arresting without probably cause is a crime, officer.

Inordinate seductive tendencies

 

[Taegul]

Inordinate seductive tendencies

Public intoxication from drinking too many O'Doul's.

 

[papadoc19]

Public lewdness

 

[Taegul]

Browsing and posting on Lit in a public library.

 

[papadoc19]

grinding on strangers

 

[done_got_old]

grinding on strangers

selling trade secrets

 

[papadoc19]

Licking dicks in public

 

[done_got_old]

Licking dicks in public

One of the best posts I've ever read!


Telling Lit's trade secrets.

 

[numeniusa]

Planting spring bulbs in the shape of a cock and then moving house

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Planting spring bulbs in the shape of a cock and then moving house

For being a trench coat flasher

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

For being a trench coat flasher

Giving a public anal creampie in traffic.

 

[papadoc19]

Shoplifting ice cream