If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Misshotndeep]

Having her ass grabbed in public.

You mean the assault that would result from that grab.

LJS would get arrested for putting up posters of the word fuck all over the city walls.

 

[merryohmd]

You mean the assault that would result from that grab.

LJS would get arrested for putting up posters of the word fuck all over the city walls.

Using too much Deep Woods Off so she can live in the forest, she is killing the ozone layer

 

[ponydriver]

Using too much Deep Woods Off so she can live in the forest, she is killing the ozone layer

Polar bear appearing without required Coca-cola product.

 

[sogrl90]

Polar bear appearing without required Coca-cola product.

Cattle rustling

 

[MisterScott]

Arrested for having multiple racks...

 

[sogrl90]

Arrested for having multiple racks...

Counting my racks.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Counting my racks.

Loitering

 

[MisterScott]

Exposure!

 

[beachbabydoll36]

Exposure!

Creepy avatar

 

[jasonmason]

Creepy avatar

Being naked on the beach.

 

[ponydriver]

Being naked on the beach.

Rowing his boat.

 

[MisterScott]

Rowing his boat.

Excessive use of hair conditioner...

 

[Penuche]

Excessive use of hair conditioner...

Being stony faced.

 

[MisterScott]

Being stony faced.

Shadow Stalking...

 

[numeniusa]

Shadow Stalking...

Squinting

 

[RoyceConnors]

Squinting

Drunk and disorderly,lewd and lascivious behaviour, followed by assaulting an officer of the law when you thought giving him a BJ would help him see things your way. lmao

 

[numeniusa]

Drunk and disorderly,lewd and lascivious behaviour, followed by assaulting an officer of the law when you thought giving him a BJ would help him see things your way. lmao

*gulp*

 

[m_anew1]

*gulp*

Indecent knee exposure

 

[numeniusa]

Indecent knee exposure

Indecent chest exposure - at least I've got stockings on! (Well, almost... )

 

[ponydriver]

Indecent chest exposure - at least I've got stockings on! (Well, almost... )

For hosiery theft.

 

[Asian_Flower]

For hosiery theft.

For having great hair!

 

[Asian_Flower]

For being too fit

Waves

For winning to many fights!

 

[Mebtaz2000]

For winning to many fights!

For too many shades of gray.

 

[ponydriver]

For too many shades of gray.

For being able to eat everything in sight and have abs like that.

 

[jameslewis]

For being able to eat everything in sight and have abs like that.

Homicide - killing with kindness.