If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[MrPractical]

Argued about the alphabet with the wrong fella.

Laughs...

Ran through the streets naked because she was certain she wouldn't be seen

 

[DeckardNYC]

Laughs...

Ran through the streets naked because she was certain she wouldn't be seen

Insisted on playing the holes on the golf course in random order.

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Insisted on playing the holes on the golf course in random order.

Taking all the flavor packets out of the Ramen.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Taking all the flavor packets out of the Ramen.

Operating curves without proper licensure.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Operating curves without proper licensure.

Being within 1,000 feet of a pet store.

 

[Series 6]

Being within 1,000 feet of a pet store.

Destruction of property. He was caught drilling glory holes in the walls of a church bathroom.

 

[Xerxes82]

Destruction of property. He was caught drilling glory holes in the walls of a church bathroom.

Unlicensed disintegration.

 

[redraven13]

Destruction of property. He was caught drilling glory holes in the walls of a church bathroom.

Defacing the Disney World sign. Combined with public indecency...

 

[Series 6]

Defacing the Disney World sign. Combined with public indecency...

She was arrested for, um, um, um. My eyes keep going to chest level, what was the question?

Oh yea, she stole a bunch of bras from Victoria Secret, but the cops had the same dilemma I did and let her go with a warning.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She was arrested for, um, um, um. My eyes keep going to chest level, what was the question?

Oh yea, she stole a bunch of bras from Victoria Secret, but the cops had the same dilemma I did and let her go with a warning.

Walking around with a cut-out square wired to himself. He looks at women's bosoms and tells everyone he's watching The Titty Channel. His fatal mistake was not recognizing Nancy Pelosi as he ogled her.

 

[Series 6]

Walking around with a cut-out square wired to himself. He looks at women's bosoms and tells everyone he's watching The Titty Channel. His fatal mistake was not recognizing Nancy Pelosi as he ogled her.

To protest the anti-mask wearing movement, he declared that if people have the right to not wear a mask, he has the right to not wear pants. Consequently he was arrested at the supermarket in front of the hot dog section for indecent exposure.

 

[redraven13]

To protest the anti-mask wearing movement, he declared that if people have the right to not wear a mask, he has the right to not wear pants. Consequently he was arrested at the supermarket in front of the hot dog section for indecent exposure.

Shooting the Teletubbies. He was, however, acquitted at trial. The jury was full of people who were forced to watch the show.

 

[Series 6]

Shooting the Teletubbies. He was, however, acquitted at trial. The jury was full of people who were forced to watch the show.

Violating concealed carry laws.

 

[redraven13]

Violating concealed carry laws.

Trying to carry my "concealed"

 

[Sundayschild]

Hopefully it's public indecency. I'd happily share a cell with her!

not using a double-knot

 

[redraven13]

not using a double-knot

Being seen trying to the a double Knott in someone else's apron strings

 

[Xerxes82]

Being seen trying to the a double Knott in someone else's apron strings

Disorderly conduct. For streaking through the local grocery store on a lark.

 

[MrPractical]

Disorderly conduct. For streaking through the local grocery store on a lark.

Collecting Road Kill

 

[DeckardNYC]

Collecting Road Kill

Fare beater. I can see it in his eyes.

 

[MrPractical]

Fare beater. I can see it in his eyes.

Pimpin'

 

[redraven13]

Pimpin'

Driving a white van and offering women chocolate....

 

[MrPractical]

Driving a white van and offering women chocolate....

Stole chocolate from an old man

 

[redraven13]

Stole chocolate from an old man

Store candy from a baby

 

[MrPractical]

Store candy from a baby

Pulled her mask down and flashed her boobs at a Bobby

 

[PleasedToRead]

Pulled her mask down and flashed her boobs at a Bobby

Caught watching a woman undress outside her window