If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[PleasedToRead]

Riding her motorcycle at 110 mph on a city street

Parking in a no parking zone

 

[lanceGibs]

Parking in a no parking zone

For shedding her shyness way too quickly.

 

[Jada59]

For shedding her shyness way too quickly.

Riding his horse through the mall.

 

[lanceGibs]

Riding his horse through the mall.

For oggling my horse's!!??

 

[georgerb]

For molesting the merry-go-round horses...

 

[VoraciousValue]

For molesting the merry-go-round horses...

Removing the tag on the pillow that says, "DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW!"

 

[Series 6]

Removing the tag on the pillow that says, "DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW!"

Trying to buy sex toys with counterfeit coupons.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Trying to buy sex toys with counterfeit coupons.

Yelled "FIRE!" in a crowded theater.

 

[Series 6]

Yelled "FIRE!" in a crowded theater.

Sodomizing a shopping cart

 

[PleasedToRead]

Sodomizing a shopping cart

Caught having sex in a public library

 

[Mr_bogey]

Having Hansen headline her music collection.

 

[PleasedToRead]

Having Hansen headline her music collection.

I knew I would regret it! I already posted g and that was the first h to come to mind!

Stole classic movie props

 

[jasonmason]

I knew I would regret it! I already posted g and that was the first h to come to mind!

Stole classic movie props

Stealing books from the Goodwill dropbxes.

 

[PleasedToRead]

Stealing books from the Goodwill dropbxes.

Sabotaging competitors kayaks

 

[MinnNice]

Sabotaging competitors kayaks

Discreetly exposed herself at Barnes and Noble
(but not discreetly enough..)

 

[Series 6]

Discreetly exposed herself at Barnes and Noble
(but not discreetly enough..)

Was detained for stalking female patrons at the local book store. Was detained in the mall jail, but guards forgot he was there once the pandemic hit.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Was detained for stalking female patrons at the local book store. Was detained in the mall jail, but guards forgot he was there once the pandemic hit.

Hell, he's still working off fines from the Vet.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Hell, he's still working off fines from the Vet.

Scaled Trump Tower in Manhattan and attempted to remove the T.

 

[Series 6]

Scaled Trump Tower in Manhattan and attempted to remove the T.

Was found naked and covered in coconut oil in a changing room at The Gap.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Was found naked and covered in coconut oil in a changing room at The Gap.

Drove up to Lancaster County and was taunting Amish wagons by doing donuts around them in his Dodge Charger.

 

[Series 6]

Drove up to Lancaster County and was taunting Amish wagons by doing donuts around them in his Dodge Charger.

Charged with public lewdness, he was found masturbating on the tombstone of Betsy Ross. He said it’s because he loves America that much

 

[DeckardNYC]

Charged with public lewdness, he was found masturbating on the tombstone of Betsy Ross. He said it’s because he loves America that much

Hoarding anal lube.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Hoarding anal lube.

Figure skating in a no figure skating area .......

 

[MrPractical]

Figure skating in a no figure skating area .......

Finger banged one to may chicks.....without a head nod

 

[Cyberbella]

Finger banged one to may chicks.....without a head nod

Argued about the alphabet with the wrong fella.