If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Justabaldguy70]

Being too pretty.

Excessive flatulence in an enclosed area

 

[BigWeapon]

Excessive flatulence in an enclosed area

for stealing hair

 

[Plane_Guy]

for stealing hair

Illegally brandishing a firearm.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Public endangerment because the sun reflecting on his smile distacts drivers. Love those pearly whites.

Contractor fraud.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Contractor fraud.

Baked anatomically correct gingerbread men, then tried to sell them as a "fundraiser."

 

[DeckardNYC]

Baked anatomically correct gingerbread men, then tried to sell them as a "fundraiser."

Trying to have sex with my anatomically correct gingerbread woman.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Trying to have sex with my anatomically correct gingerbread woman.

Trying to actually sell the Brooklyn Bridge. With a "deed" written in pen on the back of a Dunkin' Donuts napkin.

 

[lanceGibs]

Trying to actually sell the Brooklyn Bridge. With a "deed" written in pen on the back of a Dunkin' Donuts napkin.

For undervaluing things sold by him.

 

[DeckardNYC]

For undervaluing things sold by him.

Lifting up skirts with his lance

 

[rororochellle]

Lifting up skirts with his lance

Stealing ketchup packets at fastfood restaurants.

 

[Barnaby1960]

Stealing ketchup packets at fastfood restaurants.

stir-frying frogs without a license!

 

[DeckardNYC]

stir-frying frogs without a license!

Driving while blind.

 

[MrPractical]

Driving while blind.

His extensive upskirt photo collection.

 

[rubydlite]

His extensive upskirt photo collection.

Putting 3 cherries on top of the banana split. Not very practical

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Putting 3 cherries on top of the banana split. Not very practical

Trespass after warning , she crashed a Tim burton movie set.

 

[PleasedToRead]

Trespass after warning , she crashed a Tim burton movie set.

Public indecency

 

[jasonmason]

Public indecency

Stealing books.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Stealing books.

Trespassing onto a waterway through a CIA black site.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Trespassing onto a waterway through a CIA black site.

Being a suspicious looking character roaming the Mall

 

[rororochellle]

Being a suspicious looking character roaming the Mall

Stole a cop’s gun.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Stole a cop’s gun.

Impersonating a clown

 

[PleasedToRead]

Impersonating a clown

Slipping roofies into unsuspecting ladies drinks

 

[DeckardNYC]

Slipping roofies into unsuspecting ladies drinks

Failure to pay library fines.

 

[PleasedToRead]

Failure to pay library fines.

Driving the wrong way on a one way street

 

[DeckardNYC]

Driving the wrong way on a one way street

Riding her motorcycle at 110 mph on a city street